Christopher Columbus

Found Asia #First #Haastag

[Christopher Columbus @ChristoffaC]

@goodolerussia that must have hurt

[Christopher Columbus @ChristoffaC]

@Voltairs_hair1 that's awkward

[Christopher Columbus @ChristoffaC]

@Voltairs_hair1 RIP

[Christopher Columbus @ChristoffaC]

@Voltairs_hair1 @europeanhistory sounds like someone's special

[Christopher Columbus @ChristoffaC]

@iwroteaplayonce Just be a sailor and you'll never have to deal with those mean landlubbers #SailingIsLife

[Christopher Columbus @ChristoffaC]

@iwroteaplayonce you shouldn't overthrow a government; you don't want to learn what powerful people do to mutineers ;)

[Christopher Columbus @ChristoffaC]

@iwroteaplayonce Nice to listen to something on my long voyages to Asia!

[Christopher Columbus @ChristoffaC]

Just died at age 54, looks like the world will have to learn how to deal without the greatest explorer ever. #RIP

[Christopher Columbus @ChristoffaC]

Looks like I'll be coming home from this trip without gold also.. #RIP #AtLeastIDiscoveredAsia #QuestForAsia

[Christopher Columbus @ChristoffaC]

Finally got rescued from being stranded at Jamaica #TookLongEnough #ThanksSpaniards

[Christopher Columbus @ChristoffaC]

Lol these Indians just threatened to not give me food, so I "stole" their moon #DontMessWithColumbus

[Christopher Columbus @ChristoffaC]

Accidentally sailed into a storm off the coast of Cuba.. looks like I'm gonna be stranded here a while...

[Christopher Columbus @ChristoffaC]

"Gold is a treasure, and he who possesses it does all he wishes to in this world, and succeeds in helping souls into paradise." -Me

[Christopher Columbus @ChristoffaC]

Francisco de Bobadilla, the man who arrested me, just died by sailing into a storm I warned him about #Karma #DontMessWithColumbus

[Christopher Columbus @ChristoffaC]

Just arrived at Santo Domingo where I'm trying to convince the gonvenor not to sail into the coming storm! #YoureGonnaDie #GoodLuck

[Christopher Columbus @ChristoffaC]

Going on my 4th journey to Asia to find the Indian Ocean! #QuestForAsia

[Christopher Columbus @ChristoffaC]

When you ask the Spanish Royalty to let you go on a 4th trip to Asia and they give you this look #FindingGold

[Christopher Columbus @ChristoffaC]

King Ferdinand just ordered my release and I was given back my money. Now to convince him to let me go to Asia again #ThanksSpaniards

[Christopher Columbus @ChristoffaC]

I think we all know what's really going to happen to those natives ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) #SmallPox #ShouldaBeenAChristian https://t.co/L1rccL3UN5

[ferdinand magellan @magic_magellan]

Rajah and Lapulapu are planning something. Maybe it's a party. Maybe not #spiceislands

[Christopher Columbus @ChristoffaC]

OMG! The Spanish just took all my wealth and revoked me of my title as governor (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ #QuestForAsia