Catherine the Great

Catherine/F/286/Russia

[Catherine the Great @goodolerussia]

@Henry_The_Nav try becoming the ruler of an entire empire

[Catherine the Great @goodolerussia]

@Henry_The_Nav good job 👌👌👌👌

[Catherine the Great @goodolerussia]

@Henry_The_Nav well at least your brother inspired more than your mothers scorn

[Catherine the Great @goodolerussia]

@Henry_The_Nav fight the power

[Catherine the Great @goodolerussia]

@vascodarealest idk man letting MY son take over didn't end very well

[Catherine the Great @goodolerussia]

@vascodarealest just get a couple blood lettings it'll help trust me

[Catherine the Great @goodolerussia]

@vascodarealest @ChristoffaC it's a good thing you're a fan of the ocean Christopher bc ur gonna need some water for that burn

[Catherine the Great @goodolerussia]

When you have a stroke in the bathroom the rumors about ur death usually get wild #therewerenobladesinthetoiletiswear #idiedinmybedokay

[Catherine the Great @goodolerussia]

It SUCKS that I died before I could name Alexander my successor, I am sincerely sorry you all had to put up with five years of Paul 😖

[Catherine the Great @goodolerussia]

My grandson Alexander truly has stolen my heart I have spoiled him so much and I even want him to have the thrown 😊#suckonthatpaul

[Catherine the Great @goodolerussia]

The fact someone as lame as Paul came from me is almost too painful to think about tbh 😱 #mysonistheworst

[Catherine the Great @goodolerussia]

I once wrote a paper considered too liberal to be published in France 😮😮😮😮 #cananyonebeatthat #enlightenmentqueen

[Catherine the Great @goodolerussia]

Six days into me declaring myself Russia's ruler and Peter is assassinated. Can this week get any better? 😍😍😍😍😍 #becomingqueen

[Catherine the Great @goodolerussia]

So we forced Peter to abdicate today and I've never felt better omg 👼👼👼👼👏👏👏👏 #becomingqueen

[Catherine the Great @goodolerussia]

So someone finally agreed to help me take Peter down #thankgod #becomingqueen

[Catherine the Great @goodolerussia]

Six months. That's all anyone could take of Peter. I mean that's a record compared to my six seconds of tolerating him. #becomingqueen

[Catherine the Great @goodolerussia]

What does he think he's doing ?? Allying with Prussia against Denmark?? Everyone hates Prussia has he not paid any attention #becomingqueen

[Catherine the Great @goodolerussia]

I can't believe I've suffered through 18 years of terrible marriage for Peter to become king I can't believe this #becomingqueen

[Catherine the Great @goodolerussia]

I got married to Peter today and let me tell you THAT was an awkward wedding #ourfamieshateeachother #butwehateeachothertoo #becomingqueen

[Catherine the Great @goodolerussia]

Mom idc what you have to say my name is Catherine now i don't even know who this Sofia is omg #becomingqueen