Christomizer

Sometimes I think of something funny to tweet.

[xGimli @_xGimli]

no sold TWO lethal injections?

[PlayStation @PlayStation]

An update from PlayStation Studios: After careful consideration, we have made the difficult decision to step away from collaborating with KOJIMA PRODUCTIONS on its project PHYSINT. We continue to have great admiration for Hideo Kojima's vision for the game.

Our relationship remains strong after three decades of industry-leading, genre-defining creative cooperation, and we look forward to continued close collaboration with Hideo Kojima and his award-winning independent studio in the future.

[Alex Ross @thealexrossart]

The Rock

[Christomizer @christomizer]

“The only way you’re getting this helmet is over my dead fucking body”

[MCU Film News @MCUFilmNews]

Marvel Studios is reportedly developing a detective series.

(via: @DanielRPK)

[Rod @rodimusprime]

He ain’t say which dad he was

[Christomizer @christomizer]

Holy local

[Alan Vann @Alan_Vann_]

If anyone in Richmond, Va is wondering why their cases aren’t solved (like the hit and run on my car that I have a photo of the guy’s license plate) it’s because our Chief of Police is sitting in the Cary Town ABC store parking lot watching an MMA fight on his computer.

[Christomizer @christomizer]

Can we talk about how his dad looks more like live action a John Stewart than he does?

[Jack (-_•) @captaincupkick]

John Stewart's parents need to be locked in Arkham with the key thrown away dude they are UNHINGED #Lanterns

[LIZZO @lizzo]

DON’T MAKE ME LOVE U. Out now. HERE WE GO… 🤎

[Christomizer @christomizer]

Who could have predicted this?

[DramaAlert @DramaAlert]

D4vd now suspected of murder in Celeste Rivas’s case.

[alenko @alenkoplenko]

Thinking about Alan and all his layers today.

[Christomizer @christomizer]

Even they wanna leave ts in 2025

[Stranger Things Memes @SThingsMeme]

Noah Schnapp says he, Finn, Gaten, Caleb, Millie, and Sadie will watch the Stranger Things finale together for the first time on New Year’s Eve.

[Christomizer @christomizer]

This might have radicalized me

[Stranger Things Memes @SThingsMeme]

Millie Bobby Brown reveals she still shops at Target.

"I’ll be like ‘Oh, I need socks,’ and Jake will be like 'Let’s go to Prada'. And I’m like ‘Let’s go to Target.'"

[Christomizer @christomizer]

💔🥀“Invented electricity”🥀💔

[Jim Norton @JimNorton]

They cut me out of this powerful video because I ended every sentence with "despite the fact we invented electricity and airplanes"

[Christomizer @christomizer]

FUCK!!!!!

[Cosmic Marvel @cosmic_marvel]

Byron Bowers will play the mutant Doorman in ‘WONDER MAN’

(via https://t.co/Fne9rRJi2Z)

[Christomizer @christomizer]

Ball knowledge

[Burner account @burneracconut]

@adamhlavac I see the vision

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

John Cena makes a reporter feel genuinely seen

[Christomizer @christomizer]

I say the same thing

[gzz💤 @HR9287]

Marlon says he was offered to date a Kardashian by an elite to make him mainstream but he declined😳

[Christomizer @christomizer]

I’ve never forgiven him for this

[🍉 @Daystarverse]

So much light in their eyes omfg feige is going to hell man…

[Christomizer @christomizer]

Never touch a pen

[Comics Explained @comicsexplained]

How I would have ended Fantastic Four

[Christomizer @christomizer]

A manga artist that draws black people? The bastards told me it was a myth!

[やしろ学/Manabu YASHIRO @yashiro_manabu]

He is terrific
#Superman