Chris Nelson

[Chris Nelson @christop_n]

All Supreme Court vacancies should be referred to as, "the Merrick Garland seat" in perpetuity.

[Chris Nelson @christop_n]

@Jamie_Nash No, you are.

[Chris Nelson @christop_n]

@OhNoSheTwitnt Are there any Democrats arguing that it isn't? Shout out to elected Republicans

[Chris Nelson @christop_n]

@AndrewYang Five star tweet Mr. Yang

[Chris Nelson @christop_n]

@Fwd_Party @MilesTaylorUSA Not going to mention the party breakdown? The "both sides party"

[Chris Nelson @christop_n]

@AndrewYang Lol

[Chris Nelson @christop_n]

In the interest of free speech we will now be charging for it #titsup

[John Fetterman @JohnFetterman]

If you ask Dr. Oz if he wants Sheetz, he’d say “What thread count?”

[Chris Nelson @christop_n]

People are having way too much fun here dunking on em to leave Twitter just yet

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Memo to the media: Please don't say inflation is at a 40-year high without also mentioning that corporate profits are at a 70-year high. Give the people the full picture.

[Chris Nelson @christop_n]

@HanaMichels And what if we have you pay taxes to help pay for it?

[Chris Nelson @christop_n]

My political views could be summed up as "We should be more like Western Europe, but not from the 1930's"

[Chris Nelson @christop_n]

@sophiekleeman Changing of the garb

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

Never forget that we moved heaven and earth to bring Osama bin Laden to justice. Not because he flew an airplane into the World Trade Center on 9/11, but because he incited his followers to do it for him.

[Chris Nelson @christop_n]

CNN: Jefferson [Davis] differs with current Democrats on path forward

FOX: The mainstream Union has succeeded from the righteous South

MSNBC: Is this thing on?

[Chris Nelson @christop_n]

@AshaRangappa_ They are disingenuous. Many know better but lack the integrity to break with their maga messiah and become a pariah of their cult. They do not deserve to be taken at face value and their word is worthless.

[Chris Nelson @christop_n]

@meanmegb @MikePerryavatar @lanikaps Will McPhail

[Chris Nelson @christop_n]

@ksorbs Anatomy 101 just beneath the sirloan

[Andrew Weinstein @Weinsteinlaw]

Happy anniversary to the biggest scandal of the Obama presidency.

[Chris Nelson @christop_n]

Semi-fascist

[Chris Nelson @christop_n]

@MickMulvaney This you? on Jan 7, '21:
"You can’t look at that yesterday and say I want to be a part of that in any way shape or form.” 
-Mick Mulvaney