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27 but mature for my age

[Big-Tity Honker's @BikiniBabeLover]

(Emerges from 12 months of solemn meditation in ancient cave of wisdom) Marriage, is just like running a business

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There’s something woke about a city..

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There is something so oddly woke about hipsters!

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your being hipster bro…

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If you watch the webisodes….. youre a hipster #HipsterQualities

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The left is hipster

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The left is fucking woke lately!

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Where My hipstas at!

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Philip Sonicare Hoffman

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The old oomfie can’t come to the phone right now. Why ?Because she ate

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Donald “Hussein” Trump

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Why would Charlie Kirk do that…

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Oh bollocks Charlie Kirk we can see your damn bellend….. mate looks bloody knackered

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Charlie Kirk looked bloody knackered at his speech today

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@skammunism_ Idk man I said this shit a year ago

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there are many valid reasons to shit on James Murphy and this band but the music is simply not one of them. get your money up go to the club wtf

[Good Willsmith @GoodWillsmith]

truly hilarious villain origin story. we have one kid playing an ESG song to blame for the atrocities of the LCD Soundsystem catalog huh

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When ure sitting on the couch >>>>

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@ohcrapohno The umpire has no chill bro ….

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@NotJosephGarcia I’m giggling but I know I shouldn’t be….

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@PresidentToguro In da future.. Your fridge store your data

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@lunch_enjoyer What company would you take over