Chris Dodd

just a dude doing regular ass dude things.

[Chris Dodd @christophadodd]

@danny_parks 😂🤣😂

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With the new stimmy coming tomorrow let’s wish best of luck to all the Amazon delivery drivers out there! They’re gonna be doing 26 hour days.

[Chris Dodd @christophadodd]

I remember when I was able to shovel snow for hours going to everyone house trying to make some money. Now I shoveled my back deck and part of my driveway and I think my back will never be back to normal

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@sarahstenz Lmfao I will always ask

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I’m not crying I’m just watering my beard for extra excellence

[2 star yelp review @2StarYelp]

NY not handling this shit well LMAOOO https://t.co/pB8siermkI

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@danny_parks

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People getting the coronavirus are people who never ate food that fell on the floor for more then 5 seconds

[Danny parks @danny_parks]

Man I’m still depressed about Slaughterhouse

[Chris Dodd @christophadodd]

Do you guys ever feel like you don’t know what’s going on? Because I know for a fact I don’t. Welcome to my Ted Talk

[Chris Dodd @christophadodd]

People at work assume I know Portuguese because I know like 4 curse words and go around yelling them all day

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@NianticHelp adventure sync isn’t working

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@danny_parks @budlight For real

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@JoellOrtiz Fuck that walrus looking motherfucker

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@danny_parks Yo for real

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@_laaaaauren #maybenextyear

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@Sarahbeth119 #beenthere

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@danny_parks It’s just the most sensible way to go

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So is twitter where I go to request a Viking funeral when I die? I hope so because now it’s in your hands twittersphere!

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@sarahstenz Good looks fam