captain easychord

[captain easychord @CHRISTopher4280]

Please don't laugh, only half of what I said was a joke. Every Catholic knows he could've been pope.

[captain easychord @CHRISTopher4280]

@wanyeburkett Poverty does cause crime.

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

fool me once, aw man why dude what, fool me twice, aw dude what the hell man fuck, fool me three times, aw shit dude what the fuck man

[Yoon @nicoscosc]

“There are dead stars that still shine because their light is trapped in time. Where do I stand in this light, which does not strictly exist?”

(Don DeLillo, Cosmopolis)

[captain easychord @CHRISTopher4280]

I was eyeballing the fine print of a sign in the city recently to make sure I was good to park under it and a guy (who was walking on an island in the middle of Broad Street) mockingly called out "ohhh, what's the sign say?" and was squinting at it and me as I turned to him.

[Sahil Bloom @SahilBloom]

Everyone needs to remember this…

[captain easychord @CHRISTopher4280]

@DEMilysList You're so close.

[captain easychord @CHRISTopher4280]

Look at my small government, dawg.

[Chief Nerd @TheChiefNerd]

Oracle's Larry Ellison says “citizens will be on their best behavior” with an AI surveillance system

[David Lynch @DAVID_LYNCH]

It really is about how we feel when we wake up in the morning and head off to do whatever we do.

[captain easychord @CHRISTopher4280]

@tonystatovci

[Jawn F. Kennedy @jawn_f_kennedy]

Me eating all the purple doritos before RFK bans them

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

if we’d actually known how disinterested some of the key stakeholders really were in winning this election we may as well have spun the wheel on a third party or two. do not ever, ever let the democratic party tell you it’s your fault ever again. it's not

[Jawn F. Kennedy @jawn_f_kennedy]

Man I wonder what my dream about a Google sheet taking physical form and trying to strangle me could mean. Big conundrum hmmmmmmmm

[captain easychord @CHRISTopher4280]

MK Shanderman

[Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley]

I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom

[Alex 🇵🇸🇱🇧 @foleywoley]

It's all out in the open. We were all called hysterical for saying this was the plan from the jump.

[meg “Yooper” bitchell @MeganBitchell]

Everything I’ve ever let go of has claw marks in it!!!!!!!!!!!!

[captain easychord @CHRISTopher4280]

@BulgeofHutch And while you're at it, ask DK Metcalf.

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Fade into you…

[captain easychord @CHRISTopher4280]

@crocken @inthefade Turn back, dude. It is not too late.

[baggatarius @pogchamp_69]

@TylerAlterman You are invited by anyone to do anything. You are invited for all time.