Christopher Cobb

Listen to your mother.

[Christopher Cobb @christophercobb]

@Grubhub weird I can’t hit send with the app.
You guys make me wait for an order FAR LONGER than promised.
#dirtypool

[Christopher Cobb @christophercobb]

@Grubhub_Care have you thought about changing it to something more appropriate like @GH-UNcare or maybe just @grubhum_couldntcareless?
Just a thought couldn’t figure out if you cared about the hashtag or the job.

[Christopher Cobb @christophercobb]

Hey @Grubhub you’re doing a #garbage job at bringing fresh hot food to people. Try fulfilling orders not being a #halfass

[Christopher Cobb @christophercobb]

@politico DISGUSTING you’ve decided to let ads overlay your writers.
PITIFUL.
Was an ad-based revenue system too difficult for you to understand online?
Obviously so.
SAD.

[Christopher Cobb @christophercobb]

@elonmusk you think voting by mail is “INSANE” except for your own (5 most recent election) purposes?
Bless you bud.

[Christopher Cobb @christophercobb]

@elonmusk I hear Orwell gave the grandmother of his children access.
WHY ARE YOU HAVING SUCH A HARD TIME WITH THAT?!

[Christopher Cobb @christophercobb]

@elonmusk So does having 13 kids you melt.
😂 😂 😂
ALSO let your kid’s grandmother see them you OGRE!
SUCH A MELT!

[Christopher Cobb @christophercobb]

@clara_burel BIEN JOUÉ!
A pleasure to watch such a talented and driven up and comer!
Well done and congratulations!

[Christopher Cobb @christophercobb]

@MaudMaron “Kennedy Republicans” = Gus Walz academia.
Just ask Ann Coulter

[Christopher Cobb @christophercobb]

SUS BULLET BRO. SUS THREAT.
SUS REACTION TO IT.
@realDonaldTrump

[Christopher Cobb @christophercobb]

@catturd2 @elonmusk SHOULD LET HIS CHILDREN SEE THEIR GRANDMOTHER.
what kind of an animal doesn’t allow that?
DISGUSTING

[Christopher Cobb @christophercobb]

@RnaudBertrand I heard that fascist daughter couldn’t win a popularity contest nor a beauty contest.
😆
Sad!

[Christopher Cobb @christophercobb]

@redpillgoku @akafacehots Superman began as an allegory of illegal immigration
Now DUMPF embraces?
I CALL FALSE TACOS
😆 😆 😆

[Christopher Cobb @christophercobb]

@akafacehots A lotta vinyl for the heteronormative crowd.
😆 😆 😆
ALSO LET ELON KNOW HIS MOTHER IN LAW SHOULD SEE HER GRANDCHILDREN

[Christopher Cobb @christophercobb]

@AZ_Brittney Yes we are tired of the turd in your picture.
😂 😆 😆
#selfown

[Christopher Cobb @christophercobb]

@JackPosobiec Did they show each other their catty little tweets?
😂 😂 😂
So sad!
Teenage girls 2024

[Christopher Cobb @christophercobb]

@KariLake Tale As Old As Time:
Slutty Streamer Settles For Tripod Enthusiast
😂 😂 😂
Don’t you goblins have a special needs kid to belittle?
😂

[Christopher Cobb @christophercobb]

@DefiantLs 😂 you guys are embarrassingly losing and that’s your response?
😂 real omega energy

[Christopher Cobb @christophercobb]

@hodgetwins Congratulations on your newly purchased oceanfront Arizona property, rubes.
😂 😂 😂

[Christopher Cobb @christophercobb]

@Riley_Gaines_ In AMERICA where it matters:
-a 🧠 🪱 endorsed TRUMP2024
😂 😂 😂