christopher mcglade

I'm a comedian and prophet of the working classes.

[GB News @GBNEWS]

‘They just stopped us stone dead!’

Barry Manilow superfan Wayne Denton speaks to @MartinDaubney about why he was banned from meeting his idol due to ‘his choice of outfit’.

[tony (macca) 🇬🇧 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @tonymc42]

@ZiaYusufUK Defund the BBC ‼️

[christopher mcglade @christophermcg8]

Here’s me, giving out seditious, left wing, literature, in an attempt to try and keep northern rail ticket offices open, at the Durham Miners Gala, on the day you left my house a couple of years ago. I’m ugly as, but strangely, I look ok here…

[christopher mcglade @christophermcg8]

And so the curse kicks in again. I was having a great time in the pub, laughing with everyone, getting ready for the England game, when suddenly, I felt ugly, more than I do normally, fat, and now, at my time of life, old too.

And so now I’m home, hiding away

And I can cope

[christopher mcglade @christophermcg8]

I can’t believe Dustin Hoffman’s come in the Cleveland for the England match!

[christopher mcglade @christophermcg8]

The Supreme Court has ruled that the terms man and woman refer to their biological sex. So why is X saying that “she had her hand down her leggings, moving it up and down on her penis”? Women don’t have a penis?

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

135 British MPs are fighting guidance that would deny ‘Paula’ the right to enter women’s and girls’ changing rooms.

[PeterSweden @PeterSweden7]

Australia banned X for children but not BlueSky.

Britain is banning X for children but not BlueSky.

This proves one thing.

It's not about protecting children.

It's about censorship and controlling the narrative.

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

🚨NEWS: Keir Starmer has announced that due to the under 16’s social media ban he is about to make law. Every adult in the UK will have to prove who they are to use social media.

Anonymity online is now officially dead

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

BBC: “What was your screen time?”

Student: “Nine hours.”

BBC: “You’re gong to have a lot more time to fill. What will you do?”

Student: “Stare at a wall.”

[christopher mcglade @christophermcg8]

@PaulEmbery

https://t.co/dT864YQ7OE

[christopher mcglade @christophermcg8]

My new poem, “Let’s change the record”…

https://t.co/dT864YQ7OE

[christopher mcglade @christophermcg8]

My new poem, “Let’s Change the Record”…

[Imtiaz Mahmood @ImtiazMadmood]

The most racist speech in the last 25 years. Ex Scottish PM Humza Yousaf complains that there are too many white Scots in Scotland.

- @RadioGenoa

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

@suzanne_moore It is a good plan. I know it is a good plan. I have not seen the plan but I know it to be good. The people who have resigned on seeing the plan do not know how good it is. It is a good plan, which I have not seen. But it is good.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Every single person who still cringes at the memory of trying to bullshit their way through an interview or exam question: today, the slate is wiped clean. Set down your burden of shame. Nothing - nothing, I say - could touch this.

[christopher mcglade @christophermcg8]

England fans against Costa Rica briefly singing “Kier Starmers a wanker”.

Ahahahahaha, that song does unite people.

I remember when Millwall and Boro sang it together, at the Riverside a few months ago…

[christopher mcglade @christophermcg8]

I had my childhood in the seventies and eighties when the troubles in Northern Ireland were at their peak and the violence was really bad. But I can’t ever remember a time when someone openly tried to decapitate a young man in the street...

[GB Politics @GBPolitcs]

🚨NEW: Latest Brexit/EU polling:

Stay out: 55%
Rejoin: 33%
Don't know: 12%

[@OpiniumResearch]

[Paul Embery @PaulEmbery]

Please remember that you must not express your feelings about the Belfast atrocity until the political establishment has told you exactly how you are supposed to feel. That's how it works now.