chris toft

A sarcastic collection of bad habits and, I like to think, witty on occasions

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@HawkEditorial We wait with baited breath.

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@thewitchbrmclst Can't help but think that picture would be an amazing tattoo

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@andros_townsend @premierleague @budfootball @Everton Just brilliant! Welcome to Everton mate, keep up the great work, you'll be a fan favourite for a long time.

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@AngelaBarnes Absolutely despicable, I hate that!

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@neiltyson Happy birthday Doc

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@EssexNaturists Unfortunately true

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@jeremycorbyn Well said, couldn't agree more

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@levarburton @rgay You and me both buddy

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@Muqadaam Yes I do

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@robreiner Democracy was always just an illusion. Sadly, we've only just realised.

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@lauralexx Who said that you can't be cute and funny?

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@NaishaBoricua31 The closest!

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@aanr_nudism @NudieNews @WesternAANR @AANR_East @aanr_nw @AANR_Southwest @AANRFL @AANRMW That's where it started for me. Happy times

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Wouldn't it be great if you got a brain freeze just before you did something stupid? You're going to be daft, but it hurts, so you stop. The world would be a different place. "I'm going vote for Boris Johnson. Oww!"

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@MikeHudema Just shocking

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@lauralexx Sad. We've found a couple in our garden , not at the same time, 1that looked a bit poorly, we fed and watered them and our local vet sent them off to the hedgehog rehab, (honest), and they're fine.q1

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@NwEngl_NATURISM @britnaturism Of course!

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@lauralexx Hope you're OK, all the best

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@TrueBlueNude @aanr_nudism @WesternAANR @aanr_nw You always remember them, sorry for your loss

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@StephenKing Oh so droll. You've still got the gift, haven't you?