Chris

Currently M.I.A. The Unofficial MoneySavingExpert

[Chris @christoptwo]

Totally normal country

[GB News @GBNEWS]

'I pledge to take up this filthy habit. Just to annoy them. Arrest me! In fact, why don't I give it a go right now. Mark my words, under a Labour government, our freedoms will go up in smoke.'

Mark Dolan lights a cigarette live on air as he slams Labour's plans to ban smoking.

[Chris @christoptwo]

#TearsForHaider @HaiderJaved_14 😊😊

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Justice.

[Chris @christoptwo]

They should be put in the gulag along with Bonnie Blue and Lily Phillips

[The Screen Rot Podcast @screenrotpod]

Getting his kids to pitch business ideas so he can steal them

[Chris @christoptwo]

One of the worst decisions ever

[Ryan, Carrick's MUFC 🇾🇪 @CarrickWay_]

Michael Oliver 🤡 will be the 12th man for Liverpool on Sunday.

[sarah ☻ @pancakes4brina]

sports are better when you have hate in your heart

[Chris @christoptwo]

Martinez has been shite ever since that injury

[Chris @christoptwo]

Sky Sports not blocking the Palestine colours on the darts board during the darts coverage? Utter disgrace!!!

[Chris @christoptwo]

Can’t get any worse can it?

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

Two games, two wins for Vitor Pereira's Wolves! 🙌

#WOLMUN

[anxiety chronic, ass iconic @lambrinimami]

There’s a difference btwn people who move to London and make it their home, and people who move to London to be “in their ldn era xx”. They don’t care about locals, displacement, community, city/area-specific issues. They don’t volunteer or engage with local groups etc.

[Chris @christoptwo]

Smallest violin in the world currently playing

[Calgie @christiancalgie]

Something really odd about Brits who moved to London for work and made it their home, but who return to their parents for Christmas, being told ‘good riddance gentrifier you’re not a proper Londoner’.

Imagine anyone saying that about someone born abroad

Actually very hurtful.

[Metro @MetroUK]

Stephen Graham ‘faces FA probe after calling referee a f**king Teletubby in vicious rant’ https://t.co/WvtStOCBKp

[Diby* @MrD1by]

They say Pep ruined football.

These guys are cheering when they get a corner kick.

This is satanic.

[James Heale @JAHeale]

Vaxxed?

[Chris @christoptwo]

Welcome to the shitter mate

[. @jdpoc]

Investors (non-farmers) were responsible for 56% of UK farmland purchases last year. (Strutt & Parker)

Farmers are being squeezed out.

Not by IHT, but by tax-dodgers.

Those same tax-dodgers who are now supported by, er, farmers.

[Chris @christoptwo]

Haha he’s not press resistant

[BBC Newsnight @BBCNewsnight]

“So it’s not about you, it’s not about your farm and the fact you bought a farm to avoid inheritance tax?”

@vicderbyshire speaks to Jeremy Clarkson at the farmers’ protest in Westminster where thousands of farmers are protesting the government’s inheritance tax plans.

[Chris @christoptwo]

@Joe_watson97 He can but the walkout and subsequent montage was OTT

[Chris @christoptwo]

Thought conservatives don’t like politics in sports?

[UFC on TNT Sports @ufcontnt]

PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP AND ELON MUSK ARE WALKING OUT WITH DANA WHITE!!! 🇺🇸

#UFC309 | LIVE on TNT Sports Box Office ➡️ https://t.co/uXQAMHNTBd

[🎀🩷B A R B I E 🩷🎀 @tiandemi]

📍 CROYDON - South London.

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Chris @christoptwo]

Give him a pay rise

[Josh @Josh97LFC]

David coote ladies and gentlemen

[Chris @christoptwo]

No shit Sherlock😂

[Kevin Maguire @Kevin_Maguire]

Lesson for Starmer and Reeves from Trump is if Britons feel worse off in 2029 then Labour is toast.