Christopher Winter

[Christopher Winter @christoswinter]

Pitching a script is like dating. You get a lot of no’s and then one day someone says ‘eh, why not’. Before you know it you’re married (contract) and a baby is made (movie) that isn’t really yours but you refuse to admit that detail and tell everyone it is. 🤣🤣 #screenwriting

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@Kristinartz It’s a continuum transfunctioner

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@TaraBull People really should consider not going out anyway. You’re paying a lot more than you should for mediocre food and alcohol most of the time. Invite friends over, make the food together, drinks are less than half the restaurant price, and you actually can hear each other

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@RyuoftheMyst @ronsterd89 Skin is still the answer. The epidermis might lie on top but the dermis and subcutaneous tissue or hypodermis portions of the skins are under the epidermis, and therefore within the body.

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@Queenlindze Yes

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@MalikAlyza YES!!!!!!
Ok my Mexican gf walked away.
Still yes, but now I feel safe enough that she’s not right behind me, that I can just simply answer honestly as my ahhhhhh….. someone please call an ambulance.

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@otokyo Fork

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@femalebodybuil6 It appears there are no guys there, so that is accurate.

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@outdoorsyrachel Yup. Love it.

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@_josephine0_ I’m a vampire, so….

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@WorkElizab Get rid of your daughter. Everyone knows men are worth their weight in gold. 🤣

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@Eman_8282 Of course not. BJ’s and ass are also acceptable.

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@Geniustechw Real feminists don’t bitch about what other women are wearing.

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@mide_io I thing because I’ll be completely stunned

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@honeymoon250 No. She is wearing way too much.

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@Chris_Wickk_21 @LangmanVince I was going to go with dumb fu, but this works too.

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@HossSharle47295 Is it because you wipe back to front?

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@otokyo Grab a tack or a safety pin.

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@oelma__ I dig it

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@EmilySm43 Finishing

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@Matt_Pinner Where do you think these come from?