Chris Tudisco

MFG. somehow , someway.

[Chris Tudisco @christudisco]

Goodnight moonlight ladies , rockaby sweet baby James

[Chris Tudisco @christudisco]

You bring the skulls and crowns of slain kings to my cities steps and tell me to choose my words carefully. I have chosen my words carefully Persian. Perhaps you should have done the same

[Chris Tudisco @christudisco]

I miss Italy playing soccer to be honest

[Chris Tudisco @christudisco]

Everything’s offside these days

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We’re a waffle family. Don’t you dare say pancakes are better.

[Chris Tudisco @christudisco]

@blackmirror let me direct an episode where a man is desperate for a family so he virtually generates a wife and children to have children with and they end up killing him.

[Chris Tudisco @christudisco]

Interpret your own life as a black mirror episode

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@MrBeast theeeeres allooot of chocolate out there. This place called Reid’s chocolate. Idk man just saying they have some good chocolate.

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@MrBeast is feastabels the best chocolate in the world ?

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I mean a bit but who hasn’t right ?

[Chris Tudisco @christudisco]

Really love your peaches wanna shake your treeee

[Chris Tudisco @christudisco]

You don’t even know Ventura highway pffft

[Chris Tudisco @christudisco]

Changing my name to Phil mcrackin

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It was the smack on the ass that was heard across the world

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What feeling would it be to get drafted into the nhl? That’s wild these kids are cool eh

[Chris Tudisco @christudisco]

My new goal in life is moving to Thailand and welding boxing rings for a living

[Chris Tudisco @christudisco]

Does Justin beiber have enough money to purchase the Toronto maples leafs franchise.

[Chris Tudisco @christudisco]

All I fucking want is a garage of my own with a shitty looking fridge that keeps beers so crispy and I want my neighbours to look at me at 3 am while I’m trashed singing creed to think “omg who hurt you”