Chris Underwood

Dad. Won 1934 Nobel Peace Prize.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Nothing says “7.6 wins” better than a coach who looks like a dad who’s seven cocktails in at a wedding reception and about to do the Macarena before having a loud argument with his wife about whether or not his toast was in poor taste.

[Nicholas Kyrgios @NickKyrgios]

Haven’t watched a whole tennis match in a long time haha THANKYOU @DjokerNole & @carlosalcaraz for putting on that incredible performance. Congratulations to you both 👑🙏🏽

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

A diverse alliance that cut across race, geographic regions, and economic status boundaries.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Here’s Prince with some words of wisdom about the internet in 1999. We should’ve fucking listened to him.

[Chris Underwood @christunderwood]

@BenStiller Hey man, I’ve always wondered, how many days were you on the Happy Gilmore set? Thanks!

[Chris Underwood @christunderwood]

@LakeShowYo 22-9-13

[Kaeley Triller @KaeleyT]

Still one of my favorite tweets of all time.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

When you’re talking about the greatest comics of all time, somebody better mention The Far Side.

[Chris Underwood @christunderwood]

@LakeShowYo 121-112, Lakers win

[Not Batman @NoImNotBatman]

Presti is going to trade Guy in White Shirt in the off-season for a couple 2nd round picks.

[Chris Underwood @christunderwood]

@LakeShowYo 31/7/7

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Subway CEO Just Assumed Cold Cut Combo Started Covid https://t.co/zE8KPKiKmR

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

This is the greatest moment for a Dickinson since Bruce Dickinson demanded more cowbell.

[Ben Carlson @awealthofcs]

Friday: Banking crisis

Saturday: Banking crisis

Sunday: Banking crisis averted

Monday: Banking crisis still here

Tuesday: Banking crisis averted

Wednesday: Banking crisis back on

[jim rose circus @jimrosecircus1]

Oh great, here comes the German spy balloon.

[Chris Underwood @christunderwood]

I think #TomBrady is retiring…

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Triumph's Hawaii Weather Report is going back into the Triumph Vault! This is your last chance to like and retweet Triumph's actual weather report for a local Honolulu news program before it disappears!! Special thanks to George Santos for this marketing concept. #TheTriumphVault

[Chris Underwood @christunderwood]

@scottmodel @RealScreenGeek “The Return of the…” wait, nevermind

[Chris Underwood @christunderwood]

@bdgrabinski “And that is why Keith cannot be killed by conventional weapons”

[Charlie @CharlieS_TFB]

Bob Stoops has as many bowl wins in the last 6 seasons as Lincoln Riley does as they have one each.

Bob Stoops has also been officially retired for 6 years.

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