Chris DeStasio

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In Bruges is a Christmas movie.

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Eyes Wide Shut is a Christmas movie.

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@thesulk You could use this tweet to train an Alec Sulkin tweetbot.

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Jalen Brunson should be permitted to play in the Edie Falco mecha suit from Avatar for the @nyknicks in the @NBA #Finals.

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@SeanFennessey More or less contemporary, but Barbarian fits this bill and was released three weeks before Smile.

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@hamptonlax @College_Crosse Despite rooting for Duke, I went through the same emotional journey.

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@DukeBetter People forget: Scheyer is 910 wins short of 1,000.

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Has anyone been examining woodpeckers for CTE?

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@Hankla https://t.co/P6kKWDN1Ev

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So much for my glorious return to Twitter.

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“Sargento. We’re real cheese-people.”

Director: “Cut! Okay, great work, great work. Let’s go one more time, but try emphasizing ‘real cheese.’ ‘We’re REAL CHEESE peop-’”

(interrupting) “I AM GOUDA, SON OF CHEDDAR.”

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@Lucusmyers12 @TerenceFoy This is him obviously admitting he got lucky.

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@TheBenSwain Real ones know exactly what this tweet is about.

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I think about this at least once/week.

[Dan Lerman @danlermanman]

In “Obladi Oblada,” do the Beatles drop the original ‘Bra’?

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@ringer All great, but The Prestige is about obsession, not revenge.

[James Vanderbilt @jamesthevan]

As a producer of AMBULANCE, I’m going to respectfully need everyone to back off the title of PLANE.

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@Lakers Let's let "let Russ cook" people cook

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@titusandtate, for consideration by the Fraud Committee

[The Big Lead @TheBigLead]

Presenting The Big Lead’s 2022 Sports Media Awards.

https://t.co/weQTk0y15L

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@ShakerSamman Coach K's protracted second half stall tactic cost Duke men's basketball multiple ACC regular season "titles."

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@wojespn Sucks, but what made that a flagrant foul is not what caused Caruso to be injured.

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@abbydactyl okay yup, and that I believe is the end of the list.

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Things one can reasonably be expected to have accomplished as an adult: 1) figured out one’s optimal haircut, 2) ?