crusty juggler

contributing nothing of value to the world while eating black olives by the can. bad jokes and even worse anxiety

[crusty juggler @christyyyk]

What in the yeehaw did I just read

[Tenille Clarke @tenilleclarke1]

Me having an exclusive interview with the letter “g” in lasagna:

[crusty juggler @christyyyk]

inauguration witch wya, hyd, imy

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If your mans doesn’t eat puzzy he’s not the one for you sis

[crusty juggler @christyyyk]

Jean Simmons, I will see myself out

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Nevada counting votes like

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

@realDonaldTrump Did he just... try to call dibs on states that he didn't win?

[crusty juggler @christyyyk]

Tulips!

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The dichotomy of dating a bisexual man: demands you watch 007 Skyfall..because he LOVES Adele and thinks the intro is impeccable.

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Bill & Ted’s

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My coworker’s un-ironic statements deserve a whole Twitter account...’oh that James Dean guy? He was a pretty hip guy..i wish he hadn’t loved speeding’

[crusty juggler @christyyyk]

Lonesome

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This car really gets me

[crusty juggler @christyyyk]

I feel like every guy needs a ‘lady drawer’ if you plan on having frequent guests.

[crusty juggler @christyyyk]

@W_Justiceee Bish I know this isn’t true 💯

[crusty juggler @christyyyk]

@leaveyourtears @Lunchaballin We’re living in a world that cares & oftentimes reacts to this news w/ hate & violence. I’d like to assume best intentions here, but you sound incredibly dismissive. This isn’t the right venue for your opinion. Just show kindness where kindness is asked for.

[crusty juggler @christyyyk]

My life is a delicate waltz of not washing my hands when I pee at home, judging others who don’t do it in public because THASS NASTY

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@W_Justiceee Gross 😥

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@dannypetersmith @W_Justiceee