Christopher Weight

Shorting the World to zero but with amazing hair and a smile. With my Head Trader and trusty sidekick George the Dog. One Liner Extraordinaire...

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@HunterBiden @Kenn321705 Oh man he was President Biden's crackhead bagman but this shit if funny as fuck...

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@Badhombre @sethjlevy He's awesome, Super Smart Gay dude that is prone to fits of violence. Most Millenials went to high school with a dude like that.

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@ChrisJBakke How many scents of deodorant will be allowed though?

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@nikitabier Can we get Elon to shoot the Rice Machine into the sun?

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@PeteButtigieg You spent 4 years attempting to get rid of the word "Cockpit" I'd sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up on this one....

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@TheChadWithrow You don't drive a truck....

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@twistartups @Jason He's giving James Talirico

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@DanielSLoeb1 Carry the 2....ummm... Yeah its a lot... But I enjoyed watching George Clooney run around with his hair on fire. So there's that...

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@QueenAnticommie What is this a Steak for Ants?

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@RollingStone You guys took a very popular Magazine and then lit it on fire... What is your excuse?

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@alexgoumas @DougKass He won't respond to this....

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@TicTocTick He's a moron. But by all means go to cash prior to the biggest boom in Human history

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@NUCLRGOLF If it's flat I'm giving it to my buddy. A couple degrees of break I'm making him putt that shit out.

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@bscholl Geared Turbo Fans always made a bunch of sense to me on paper but then when I looked into the forces being applied on that gear I was pretty sure it was going to be a disaster

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@warintel4u MARCO LOOMS

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@krus_chiki He's a good golfer

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@TIME @grok when was the last time a Nazi was on the cover of Time magazine?

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@jimmyfallon @colbertlateshow Having a wank on the 50 yard line at the Superbowl with the world watching would be less embarrassing than this...

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@SeemaJilani @ossoff He's a trust funder that literally has never had a real job in his ENTIRE life... Please by all means run him.