Chris White

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Jane McDonald says she’s sad to report that cracks are beginning to appear in Taylor and Travis’s marriage.

“They came over for a dinner party the other night and she was being quite nasty to him during Pictionary,” she told reporters

[Ruth Husko @dank_ackroyd]

Happy Ringo Fan Mail Deadline day ✌️🕊️❤️

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Prime Minister Andy Burnham calls urgent COBRA meeting to discuss the ongoing dispute between Kelly Clarkson and Brooklyn toy store Art of Play

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Kylie Minogue hits out at shops and cafes that put out little signs urging people to pay with cash so they can avoid card transaction fees.

“Get a grip - it’s only about 1%,” she chastised

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

We now cross over to BBC Look North.

[Athletico Mince @AthleticoMince]

See ya....

[girl who's watching the sopranos @mariaaviews]

This is my most favourite scene from slow horses so far absolutely incredible writing is this show's biggest strength

[Apple TV @AppleTV]

It's not a new season of Slow Horses without Jackson Lamb having a little nibble.

#SlowHorses Season 6 premieres September 16.

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

‘Lorraine’ actress Lorraine Kelly says some of the real-life stories behind ordinary people deciding to sign up for the London Marathon are truly tiresome

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Price of Viennetta soars to more than $100 per metre due to ongoing Middle East crisis, its highest level since June 2020

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Yes, we have some serious problems in the UK, but at least we didn't make Jimmy Savile Prime Minister after he'd attempted a coup against the state and then let him appoint all his creepy mates to plum government jobs before attempting to destroy the international political order

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

BREAKING: US has launched a series of air strikes on Jess Glynne

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British singer Jane McDonald pledges to do her country proud as she gets ready for her highly-anticipated halftime show at the Super Bowl in Seattle.

“Expect all the hits and a few surprises,” she beamed

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Courteney Cox says Reform UK and the Conservatives shouldn’t be arguing over who gets to keep Robert Jenrick, they should be arguing over who is to BLAME for Robert Jenrick.

“Now let it go - the man SUCKS,” she concluded

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Olly Murs says he doesn’t want to alarm anyone but the Moon seems to have disappeared.

“I’ve just been having a look outside and there’s no flipping sign of it,” he told reporters

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Sofia and Carlo Dolmio angrily dismiss ongoing divorce rumours.

“While you obsess over celebrity tittle-tattle, we remain focused on our very important humanitarian and female empowerment projects,” Sofia wrote on Instagram

[Ruth Husko @dank_ackroyd]

Falling to my knees at the beauty of art in Home Bargains

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Sir Keir Starmer says it’s interesting that most of the people who call him a cunt are actually cunts themselves.

“Especially Carol Decker,” he laughed

[Ruth Husko @dank_ackroyd]

You scumbag, you maggot

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Mel B says she’s delighted much of the UK is due to be hit by heavy snow later this week.

“That should disrupt a few plans!” she cackled