Chris

I tweet about the Jets and Mets

[Chris @chriswho22]

@NickSwagyPYoung what a moronic thing to say

[Vanessa @Nessakins_]

Guys, she took the oldest son to the basement to murder him. He escaped, ran, hid in his father’s office, before she hunted him down and strangled him to death with a giant rubber band. And then repeated that process for the other two. She knew what she was doing.

[Tiffany Fong @TiffanyFong]

Look at these fucking retards

[Nancy Mace @NancyMace]

𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: My wife tried to commit suicide.

𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: Stay awake. How old is she?

𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: 31–33.

𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: Is she awake?

𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: Yes.

𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: Is she breathing?

𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: Yeah. Lindsay, what did you do to your neck? She’s talking.

𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: When did this happen?

𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: Last half hour.

𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: How far did she fall?

𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: 20 feet.

𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: Is she responding normally?

𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: A little bit. Wake up!

𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: What part of the body was injured?

𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: Her neck. She’s breathing. Lindsay, look at me. Look at me.

𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: Are there weapons?

𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: I don’t see any. Where are the kids?

𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: Do not move her.

𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: Open your eyes. Lindsay, look at me. Open your eyes. Say my name.

𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: I’m going to tell you how to stop the bleeding.

𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: It’s not really bleeding… open wounds. She’s in the backyard.

𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: Is there something on her neck? Can you put pressure on it?

𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: No. Lindsay, wake up. They’re coming. Look at me.

𝗦𝗶𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘀. First responders arrive.

𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: I need you to stay with her. I have to go check on my kids.

𝗜𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲 / 𝗯𝗮𝘀𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁
𝗙𝗼𝗼𝘁𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗽𝘀.

𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: Guys? Guys?
Cora? Cora?
Dawson?
Oh no. Oh no!
Wake up!

Then screaming and gasping for an extended stretch.

𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: What’s going on? Hello?

𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: Basement! Basement! Oh my God! I need help in the basement right now.

𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: Hello? Hello?

𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: Dawson! My buddy! My little boy! My buddy!

AHHHHH, SHE KILLED THE KIDS!!! Oh my God!

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

So you need a valid ID to shop at Mandami’s government grocery stores to make sure the system isnt taken advantage of

But the same people who love this idea will also scream racism if you say you need a valid ID to vote so the system doesnt get taken advantage of.

Hypocrites man…Either you should be for no ID for both or ID for both. But if you are split than you are prob a fraud

[Tax 🦬 @716tax]

I know a patriots fan when I see one

[Mauro @muhfuknfunnyguy]

I know we shouldn’t enjoy other people’s pain..but I’m really tempted in this instance 😭😂

By @devowhipsit_ on IG

[D🏆💍 (WORLD CHAMPION Mikal Bridges Believer) @dnyknickss]

This is one of the greatest pieces of media ever produced

[Chris @chriswho22]

Fuck wemby forever

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

How do you sleep after that?

[ESPN @espn]

A PLAY NEW YORKERS WILL REMEMBER FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES ‼️

[Eye4Impact @Eye4Impact_NBA]

We are witnessing one of the most legendary stories in NBA history.

Go prove 'em wrong one more time @jalenbrunson1

[Chris @chriswho22]

@BookitWithTrent Fuck you

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!!

[Karl-Anthony Towns @KarlTowns]

I aIN’t nO BiTcH

RaiSeD ARoUnD LiOnS

🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢
🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

#BitchTalk

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Knicks Twitter has decided to put Hawks fans 6 feet deeper with their edits this morning

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

Nolan McLean, 84mph Sweeper (22" of break) and 97mph Two Seamer (18" of run), Individual Pitches + Overlay.

40 inches of horizontal movement difference.

[Chris @chriswho22]

@ThisDayInBSS @StooliesClub @stoolsalesguy @LucasGuido13 @DanteTheDon @MeekPhill_ @DoubleVodkaDon @ChrisKlemmer What a fucking loser you are @Return_Of_RB

[Chris @chriswho22]

@LargeBarstool Really enjoyed Barbados. Rincon PR is a cool vibe

[Ben @MrGoodlyCooks]

I don’t follow hockey, but this had me tearing up. They brought their teammate’s (who was killed by a drunk driver) kids out onto the ice with their dad’s jersey to celebrate the moment. 🥹