Chris Wingate

Rock star, billionaire, super hero and compulsive liar. Father to two and husband to one. I enjoy football, country music, the seaside and weekends.

[Chris Wingate @ChrisWingate1]

@SeanoSays Bilton?

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@EssexPR @CountBinface I bet you're the life and soul of a fun party......

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@SeanoSays In the pub in 2034

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I’ve never understood why police detectives carry out extensive enquiries and highly detailed forensic investigations when they could just ask everyone on Twitter instead.

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@SeanoSays Me to mate. I got France in a works sweepstake. I can reliably state that it is indeed 'coming home'.

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@TRobinsonNewEra White British again Tommy. This isn't going too well for you....

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@TRobinsonNewEra 'White British' not quite meeting your narrative is it Tommy?

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@SeanoSays Controversial but especially with pineapple on....

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@SeanoSays I would have thought the line 'Red light spells danger' tells you all you need to know when contemplating a Billy Ocean concert.

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@SeanoSays And the rest of the UK with a brain and a conscience are hoping he gets it.

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@emilyhewertson Left or right she is a horrible selfish excuse of a human being. Would you want her sat next to you a pub?

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@SeanoSays You haven't seen her drive. Could be too late in the morning.

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@TRobinsonNewEra Tommy Robinson wears pink underpants. Pass it on.

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@TRobinsonNewEra This is on you Tommy. You're an absolute stain on modern British society. You're everything our grandfathers fought to stop. Please stop.

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@SeanoSays With a smile on your face and the offer of a cup of tea to your wife?

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@SeanoSays I had a Reform leaflet through the letterbox today. To be fair to them they are offering more for working people than other parties. Who else gives you a free BBQ lighter through your letterbox on a Sunday morning?

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@SeanoSays Boom boom.
Just buy a £10.99 single barrel pump from Halfords. In the 11 times you remember to check your tyre pressures, it will have paid for itself in 49 years. That's not taking into account possible further inflation (or unforseen deflation of your tyres). You're welcome

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@SeanoSays How was Mario?

I can guess at the Spoons bit.....

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@SeanoSays But take them on a trip out and get the bus home because some how we love them....

Sat behind you on the bus.... 🧐😀