Chris Wolfgang

Will discuss comics, SFF, or D&D any time.

[Chris Wolfgang @chriswolfgang]

made a mastodon account in 2017, deleted it, back again (thanks @waidr!): https://t.co/y6oNlw63Cn

[Chris Wolfgang @chriswolfgang]

i also like that on days like today when i'm a bit chattier than usual, i can just spitball a lot and then disappear for weeks. no curation necessary.

maybe i'm overthinking the other platforms.

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it is unfortunate that my brain was made for social media like twitter. text-based, don't have to learn edit trends/meme trends/editing on mobile. did your brain think of two sentences that you'd like to blurt out in public? that's about what i can offer the world.

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@waidr may i please?

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@heraldofsolace but would you manage my campaign tho

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have never wanted to run for office, but might be inspired after my 3 choices for a small local office were 1) a vocal homophobe, 2) someone who is running solely to convert ppl to Jesus, and 3) someone who hates public transportation.

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very cool that they were all from different political parties, but i would still like a non-batshit option.

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oh. we are out of concentration juice now. okay.

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@varnishcentral it was triumphant. it was good to know exactly what i had forgotten/overlooked and even the "look i know it's been a month" responses feel good to have sent.

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finally reaching the end of your inbox after months is embarrassing

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do not accidentally take your adhd med right before bed

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Oh, and Marcuzzo apparently helped his nephew out of some legal trouble behind the scenes. Cute. And helps out cops whose girlfriends report them for domestic abuse.

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Don't forget to look up the judges on your ballots. Search for them on Ballotpedia, scroll down to see if they have noteworthy cases. https://t.co/NIwVMZJOi4

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So far I've found one judge who denied a 16yo an abortion bc she was somehow not mature enough to have an abortion but mature enough to give birth. Bataillon, if you're in Nebraska and curious.

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is this how ppl felt when newspapers started getting bought up by conglomerations?

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@heraldofsolace oh a CHALLENGE. I'm going to see if I can ship dog treats to you.

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…why have i never thought of buying dog treats for trick-or-treating? why am i only thinking of this now? how can i remember to do that next year?

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I WOULD NEVER GIVE A DOG TREAT TO A KID. unless they requested one. then yeah probably.

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SPECIFICALLY TO GIVE TO DOGS