quotesbychris

dm me quotes by chris williams

[quotesbychris @chriswquotes]

“bro we could harmonize together, cause i can harmonize with you lower”

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“oh, bryan in his underwear! just what i need”

[quotesbychris @chriswquotes]

“tyler is such a little shit”

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“do whatchu want with my body -lady gaga”

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@daynemquotes “no it’s not dude, it’s fucking cool. like how people make bird sounds and shit”

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@daynemquotes “you wish you could growl like me”

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“yo what’s up bitch, i’m chris, i’m 19 and i’m stuck in the fucking dryer”

[quotesbychris @chriswquotes]

“yo what’s up i’m chris, i’m 19 and my mom still wipes my ass”

[quotesbychris @chriswquotes]

“yo what’s up? i’m chris williams, i’m 19 and i fuck to call out my name by the weekend”

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“tiktok if you’re wondering, i’m getting an arm massage. i’m not getting my dick sucked. if i was doing that, i’d let y’all see the real deal”

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@bryanwquotes “what do you mean bro? she rides so good bro”

[quotesbychris @chriswquotes]

“do you got a problem dude? you and your little girlfriend? what is she like 4’11” man?”

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@bryanwquotes “yeah, she looks like a fucking headrest. yo don’t put your hands on me man”

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@bryanwquotes “why not?”

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@bryanwquotes “yeah maybe you should find a taller girl. you should buy her some heels dude”

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“oh my god- oooh my god i have never fucking never NEVER fucking experienced this shit in my life - i’ve always heard about how people would like ‘oh my god kids don’t hide in dryers cause your mom may turn it on’ bro i’m stuck in a motherfucking dryer right now”

[quotesbychris @chriswquotes]

@daynemquotes @tristanbquotes “i’m taking a bio polar test - shut your stupid ass up. yo dyslexic ass up, yo stupid ass Illiterate ass b-b-bandeded”

[quotesbychris @chriswquotes]

“my sex drive is higher than normal”

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*with an accent* “yo i swear to god, aye. you hit me with that shirt and i will beat you so hard with the top of my penis”

[quotesbychris @chriswquotes]

“i would fuckin RAIL camila cabello bro”