xtopher

Professional communicator, unprofessional creative. Iowa native. 🏳️‍🌈 Tweets/opinions are my own, unfortunately. He/him.

[xtopher @chrisxkelley]

@thefoolreads Hiii is this Tabletop Simulator? If so, what mod—and is there multiplayer options (and can you play more than one character)?

[xtopher @chrisxkelley]

@TIRBYChannel @SenRandPaul Reading is hard, huh? He says the market plummeted by that much.

[xtopher @chrisxkelley]

@thefoolreads yes, it’s me

[xtopher @chrisxkelley]

@NICKIMINAJ Trump literally said yesterday he left all the COVID regulations up to governors. He didn’t mention Fauci at all. This is more of a reach than your story on the vaccine.

[xtopher @chrisxkelley]

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[Luke @qLxke_]

remember when they fired melissa barrera from this franchise and smeared her name because she spoke out against israel’s ongoing genocide of palestinians

[Meacham @MeachamDr]

No Kings protesters are fucking gross. Look at all this trash and litter they left behind. Oh, wait, that’s from the Charlie Kirk Memorial.

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

🚨 Elon Musk has deleted this tweet.

[xtopher @chrisxkelley]

@jk_rowling It’s obvious who here is the hateful, spiteful party of the two of you. A shame you can’t see who is the ignorant one here, as the public view of you is that you’re nothing more than an out of touch, billionaire hate-monger.

[xtopher @chrisxkelley]

@DrewLgb3000 @sulman_mrza @jason_kint If he said “as anything but one of them, which he is,” then sure, that’s him accusing the killer of being MAGA. He didn’t do that. Sounds like you’re being overly defensive about it, but why?

[xtopher @chrisxkelley]

@DrewLgb3000 @sulman_mrza @jason_kint The MAGA gang DID do that; they blamed literally everyone. He didn’t say that the killer was MAGA. Comprehension is so hard.

[xtopher @chrisxkelley]

@ObamaScrewsYou @SprintPlanner @JeffreeStar The guy smiling is a trans person today; it’s not Jeffree.

[xtopher @chrisxkelley]

@jeffdornik @MeidasTouch It’s definitely not okay for someone to demand you make a donation to a political organization in order to keep your job.

[xtopher @chrisxkelley]

@DrewLgb3000 @sulman_mrza @jason_kint I didn’t see him accuse MAGA in this video. Is there more I’m missing?

[xtopher @chrisxkelley]

@DrewLgb3000 @PatKOakland @jason_kint I just watched this video and he doesn’t say that. Is there more?

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

President Trump: Do you still believe the COVID vaccine was “one of the greatest achievements of mankind” that saved “tens of millions of lives” or do you believe RFK Jr., who claimed the COVID vaccine “was the deadliest vaccine ever made?”

You can’t have it both ways.

[xtopher @chrisxkelley]

@whiterat58 @TrickorTreat831 Launch date is Aug 12

[xtopher @chrisxkelley]

@emilylazzell @allenanalysis Yes, so much violence for No Kings Day. Oh wait, not. Echo chamber much?

[Patches O’Houlihan @sondraa]

The people on Love Island have no clue we just bombed Iran

[xtopher @chrisxkelley]

@AHaschi Bad take. Biden betrayed the people by staying in the race for FAR too long. He should’ve never ran again. Democrats shot themselves in the foot by allowing him to run again. SK was only one of the first celebrities to voice this - millions of Americans were already thinking it