Chris Rizz

Elle Woods is my idol. - they/them

[Chris Rizz @chrisxrizz]

YES. So much yes. @maydayparade

[Chris Rizz @chrisxrizz]

Top surgery recovery is so weird bc it's like time doesn't exist - I've been up at 3 am each night so far just wide awake

[Chris Rizz @chrisxrizz]

Very emotional (in a good way) clearing out my drawers of all bras/bathing suit tops bc in 9 days I won't need them anymore 🥲

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@chelseacutler anyone else unable to get tickets even though they were logged in at 10 and 12??? Just got a loading screen for 3 minutes, both times, just to be rerouted to the "sold out" screen

[Chris Rizz @chrisxrizz]

No matter how much my identity evolves, when Tegan and Sara come on I immediately am back in my dyke era

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I suddenly just remembered that the show South of Nowhere existed in the early 2000s

[Chris Rizz @chrisxrizz]

Nothing says friendship like the mutual hatred for one particular person

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Mrs. Maisel finale could not have been more perfect

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@chelseacutler needs to go on tour asap

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Anyone wanna add me to their Switch family membership? I will contribute 😊😊

[Chris Rizz @chrisxrizz]

I didn't know him well, but I did sit in a room with Jordan Neely for an hour where we talked about life and his goals for the future. He was respectful and kind and funny in that hour. His future was taken away from him. We ended our conversation with a "see you soon."

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Just relived some of the worst and most awkward moments of my childhood through the movie Eighth Grade so thanks for that @boburnham but it was great lmao

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@___bm13 This makes me almost as mad as venue's seating fans behind the stage - this whole tour is a mess lol

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It's trans day of visibility if you're cis and you love me you have to venmo me for a little treat

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Guess it's time for another social media break...

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I would not wish this illness on my worst enemy

[Chris Rizz @chrisxrizz]

Back to that fun game of "what's causing my anxiety this week?" Work? Lack of sleep? Hormones? The new moon? Some other planet? Or is this just who I am

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This certainly is not what I thought 31 would look like, but I'm glad it looks just like this

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@chelseacutler I'm ready

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@Gabbyyy_Rizzolo Blocked

[Chris Rizz @chrisxrizz]

I love living in nyc bc I can be drunk and be like "you know what I'm in the mood for? A 4 pound giant chocolate chip cookie." And guess what? There's a place that sells just that 2 blocks away that's open til midnight