south bend shovel slayer

noncontributing zero

[south bend shovel slayer @chrisxwhaley]

A little something to take the edge off

[south bend shovel slayer @chrisxwhaley]

fuck

[south bend shovel slayer @chrisxwhaley]

truly the only fireworks i wanna hear at midnight is the new @WeAreFireworks album.

[south bend shovel slayer @chrisxwhaley]

I logged in to say goodnight to #DarkSky.

[Radley Balko @radleybalko]

The audio makes it so much worse. Also, he’s the chairman of the local Republican Party.

[south bend shovel slayer @chrisxwhaley]

John Williams is a national treasure.

[south bend shovel slayer @chrisxwhaley]

@elonmusk MEN

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

i’m in a code review with elon musk. ive got the CSS for https://t.co/iXbfr5d1Jg on 3 monitors. my browser’s in dark mode so it looks cool. “this part?” he asks, pointing to code for the Giant Omelette. “caches tweets in the mainframe cyberhex,” i say. he nods. “as i suspected”

[south bend shovel slayer @chrisxwhaley]

@colinxcorley Parler

[Modern 🇮🇱 Talmud @ModernTalmud]

Every Jewish holiday:

[south bend shovel slayer @chrisxwhaley]

Russia about to find out why the US has no socialized healthcare

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

can’t believe my stupid ass has imposter syndrome while elon musk is confidently marching around twitter HQ and chewing on wires until something breaks

[David C Bell @MovieHooligan]

Musk declares something he knows nothing about, is corrected by an employee who explains the problem, and then fires that employee and presents their ideas as his own. If this doesn't sum up his entire career I don't know what does.

[south bend shovel slayer @chrisxwhaley]

🤔

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Curtis Hayes, mayor of a town in Tennessee, signed a proclamation declaring April “Confederate History Month” in the city

https://t.co/nFRajDmhse

[south bend shovel slayer @chrisxwhaley]

#NewProfilePic

[south bend shovel slayer @chrisxwhaley]

You pay $8 for a checkmark.

I donate $20 to Wikipedia.

We are not the same

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

This is wild.

Yesterday, a fake account Tweeted that Eli Lilly and Co was giving insulin for free.

It was verified on Twitter.

$LLY now down 5%, or roughly down nearly $20 billion.

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

every race is like The Democrat has a narrow 50.1-49.9 lead over Republican challenger Gunch Hitler who ran on a platform of exploding everyone

[south bend shovel slayer @chrisxwhaley]

@MrMarkDRose hopefully this was from your urologist

[Jake Fogelnest @jakefogelnest]

After speaking to my good friend Ian MacKaye, we will only be charging $5 for Twitter Blue.