chris

first of his name

[chris @chriussss]

hot damn, hot water, Mark Janis.
hotlanta, smoking green, Mark Janis.

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@crusbrwn dibs

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have you ever seen a baby pidgeon

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I had a dream I accidentally swallowed the little avocado stem and I was Spider-Man

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need mousepad, who has mousepad

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Daily reminder to forward emails instead of reply so that you can reply to the original message

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@crusbrwn @willsmith he has enough problems rn man just let it go

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“I couldn’t draw a picture of Anthony bourdain but I could draw a picture of your penis”

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Chriuspus Attucks

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@crusbrwn 2

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ya’ll fellas ever sit down to pee just to put more effort into typing out a text

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The world is my drying rack

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Given how much I learned about it as a kid I really thought quicksand would be a bigger issue in my life

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@rajonfrontos @morganlewis8

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pornstar name: Daniel Bae Lewis

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I put the PP in PPE

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never trust a bitch named Roberta

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Ü is the new :)

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IAMA 26 year old white male currently having a good hair day, ask me anything

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@shmayyy screenshot yours let’s start a trend

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Tame impala is my safe word