Christopher Rivas

Actor, Sports Fan, Superhero

[Christopher Rivas @Chrivas]

Some days I wake up wondering if I’m a robot. If I’ve been replaced in my sleep and I don’t even know it. Then I hear the gentle toot and I remember that to fart is human. I’m me for anyone more day.

[Cigarette Sandwich @CigSandwich]

spin the bottle

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@DustinHansen In!

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I just witnessed a miracle. Pulled my sheets out of the laundry and there was nothing stuck inside the fitted.

[ben @benwassertweet]

i put Waldo in Lollapalooza can u find him

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The worst clue

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YouTube be like:
Show still airing: What’s happening?
Final episode airs: We finally understand!

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I got to see old friends and meet new ones tonight. My community, my work, are returning in a safe way and I couldn’t be happier.

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I’m slowly getting more confident with pooping in public restrooms

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I just learned that Solid Snake wrote X-men, X2, Watchmen, and Scorpion King. 🤯

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@VileVioletkitty So ... https://t.co/KKBBfVcUhk

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Where do I send my self addressed stamped envelope for my #antifa membership card?

[UNICORN RIOT @UR_Ninja]

LIVE: Cops at the Brooklyn Center, MN police department just declared an unlawful assembly where protesters outraged by tonight's police shooting of Duante Wright have been gathering

https://t.co/32WyVi4GEp

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#wwewatchalong #WresltleMania

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And thanks @showtimebabies for directing me to them!

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Thanks, @edenrobins for all the resources you shared!

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One of the greatest movie scenes ever https://t.co/4m0wX8KFMC

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When you’re having trouble breathing and you finally exorcise that one giant booger. #that

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In today’s crossword, “inedible part of an onion” “skin” — aren’t onions like, all skin?

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Snow time like the present! The snowman’s name is Glenda https://t.co/vZVgvoVpfT