jesus christa

silly willingly

[jesus christa @chriwhet]

Oh my god it’s everywhere. It’s a mess. All over the walls and floors. How’d it get on the ceiling?????

?: what?

The love, it overfloweth

[jesus christa @chriwhet]

“You don’t need the sun to get things done” my 10 year old son requesting to be woken up at 4am to get started on his art project

[jesus christa @chriwhet]

My passenger thought when I said “you want donuts?” we were going to a donut shop and not the parking lot behind target 5 stars

[jesus christa @chriwhet]

Me if I was a Lyft driver: oopsie missed the turn, beautiful clouds today, my b

[jesus christa @chriwhet]

What’s the effect called when you watch mad max and then all you see is oil tanker on the highway? I mean war rigs

[jesus christa @chriwhet]

I LOVE GEMINI’S

[jesus christa @chriwhet]

I have 75 alarms on my phone

[jesus christa @chriwhet]

I got a tan thru bikini so I can burn entirely

[jesus christa @chriwhet]

Come with me, we’re gonna go laughing

[jesus christa @chriwhet]

Sorry I can’t hang on Saturday I’m going to a ball and wearing a ball gown

[jesus christa @chriwhet]

I could go for a babbling brook so hard rn

[jesus christa @chriwhet]

People allllwaayysss wanna tell me who I look like and I wonder why it’s always a celebrity and not “the love of my life”

[jesus christa @chriwhet]

I want a puppy but they said I need a puppy to get a puppy so it can learn how to be a dog and I respect it…

So I guess now I’m looking for a mid youth crisis pup that’s self aware and ready for unconditional love and also only loves Zy and me

[jesus christa @chriwhet]

Just putting it out into the universe

[jesus christa @chriwhet]

I wanna learn to sword fight

[jesus christa @chriwhet]

@MatthewCoast Wait what’s the 4 words I don’t wanna click the link

[jesus christa @chriwhet]

By letting go, it all gets done

[jesus christa @chriwhet]

Bae’once

[jesus christa @chriwhet]

I think it’s a great service for my friend group that I had a child at 20. They’re like “how old are you” and he’s like “almost 10, you?” And they’re like “33” and he’s like “so what high yield savings account do you participate in and what’s your plan for retirement?”

[jesus christa @chriwhet]

“SO SHINES A GOOD DEED IN A WEARY WORLD”

Zylus whispers