Chris Thomson

The fourth Beastie Boy.

[Chris Thomson @chrizthomson]

@British_Airways @FlyFrontier I tried this but your DM is just an automated system that didn’t recognize my message. What good is that, @British_Airways?

[Chris Thomson @chrizthomson]

@British_Airways why are you such an awful airline? Even @FlyFrontier has better customer service.

[Chris Thomson @chrizthomson]

@British_Airways your customer service over the phone is horrendous. Lost bags in Rome and nobody seems to care about getting them returned. @AmericanAir you are part of this too.

[Chris Thomson @chrizthomson]

@olv ��34th in Astoria. #hopo2

[Chris Thomson @chrizthomson]

@UniversalORL At least Bob looks like a CEO and not someone’s lost grandpa looking for his family. #silveralert

[Halloween Horror Nights @HorrorNightsORL]

just oiling the chainsaws

[Chris Thomson @chrizthomson]

@tedcruz @Sethrogen So...I’m a blue-collar union member whose entire industry was shut down due to Covid and I didn’t see any effort from the previous president to help. Basically the same yes? #TedCruzIsAnIdiot

[Chris Thomson @chrizthomson]

Look at me! Doing things the President of the United States can’t even do. #thatfreshtweetfeeling

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

Seen anything good on TV lately?

[Chris Thomson @chrizthomson]

@AnthonySabatini You’re really gonna post a picture of a $200 bottle of alcohol while your constituents are scraping by on unemployment offered in the same amount? You are so out of touch with your district. #votingyouout

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Your campaign was so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

[BORED @BoredElonMusk]

Idiots: “Online voting is too hard!”
Me:

[Filmtools @Filmtools]

Hey, we haven’t said this in awhile but thank you for sticking by us in this tough time! To show our appreciation we are partnering with @SanDisk to #giveaway a 2TB Portable SSD to one of our followers. Like & retweet to enter. Winner picked June 12, must be in the USA to enter🙌

[Chris Thomson @chrizthomson]

@AnthonySabatini Familiar with these are ya? Same thing you use when you are on your knees...you know...with your almighty leader.

[Ice Cube @icecube]

They’d rather arrest hundreds of American citizens then 3 of their own. Very telling.

[Chris Thomson @chrizthomson]

@AnthonySabatini Do you even know how to use a gun, little boy?

[Chris Thomson @chrizthomson]

Remember when....
@UniversalEnt

[#DarkUniverse @darkuniverse]

Witness the beginning of a #DarkUniverse.

[Chris Thomson @chrizthomson]

While y’all associate May 4th with #StarWars, let’s not forget about the four dead in Ohio. #KentStateMassacre #KentStateMay4 #ohio #FourDeadInOhio

[Chris Thomson @chrizthomson]

@AnthonySabatini Is your current goal to fuck us? Still waiting to see changes and some support to Floridians who are trying to use a failed unemployment system. When are you going to fix the problem? #floridaunemployment

[Chris Thomson @chrizthomson]

Maybe I should just declare retirement instead of unemployment. Could be faster. What do you think @GovRonDeSantis? #DoYourJob #Floridaunemployment #Fixflorida