Christophe Jourdan

[Christophe Jourdan @chrjourdan]

@UPS_UK 2 delivery attempts, could not hear the doorbell ring either time, can’t route the parcel to a pickup point. What to do?

[Christophe Jourdan @chrjourdan]

@UPS_UK I asked for a parcel delivery to be rescheduled 5 days ago but I haven’t heard back since. I was told I would get a confirmation within 48 hours. Could you please check that the parcel isn’t lost? It is a pair of medical glasses, so I really need it. Thanks!

[Christophe Jourdan @chrjourdan]

@ProfPaulNary Assuming the numbers are accurate, most of these fees would be integration / synergy delivery, not strategic advisory.

I'm sure everyone in the room knew these deals are risky, and wanted to "get it right this time". Expensive way to rearrange the deck chairs on the Titanic

[Christophe Jourdan @chrjourdan]

@yusufozdalga But your TAM (your GMV, transaction volume, etc) would also increase - 1.48x over 10 years at 4% if it tracks with inflation. Good for marketplaces, bad for proptech

[Hadley Harris @Hadley]

This is what product-market fit looks like

[Christophe Jourdan @chrjourdan]

@HMRCcustomers I also don’t understand how my income tax was calculated- seems too high

[Christophe Jourdan @chrjourdan]

@HMRCcustomers I received a tax code notice saying that my personal allowance is zero and that mentions an adjustment for tax I owe. Can you give me more context? It looks wrong

[Christophe Jourdan @chrjourdan]

@HMRCcustomers 2022/2023

[François Chollet @fchollet]

The two most widespread cognitive biases in tech are overconfidence and oversimplification. And nowhere are they as perfectly expressed as in the posture "we'll get to AGI within 5 years by scaling up deep learning".

[@scottjshapiro.bsky.social @scottjshapiro]

Matt Gaetz having a decisive role in national politics is the reason why philosophers have traditionally been hostile to democracy

[Christophe Jourdan @chrjourdan]

@backmarket Bien entendu. Le numéro de commande est 16348271, mais le téléphone a été acheté via Back Market UK

[Christophe Jourdan @chrjourdan]

@backmarket I got my iPhone battery replaced at an Apple Store. They told me they discovered the phone had missing screws when they opened it and FaceID doesn’t work anymore. It’s still under the Backmarket warranty, can I have it repaired for free please?

[Christophe Jourdan @chrjourdan]

@parcelforce A package I've sent is Retained at distribution office ("awaiting payment"). I havent been contacted. What can I do?
Tracking #: CE404787076BE

[Christophe Jourdan @chrjourdan]

@izy_fr J'ai acheté un billet A-R Bruxelles-Paris, pour ce week-end. Je ne peux plus l'utiliser en raison du confinement. Est-il possible d'obtenir un remboursement ?
Merci !

[Christophe Jourdan @chrjourdan]

Et me le faire rembourser après le départ théorique du train ?

[Christophe Jourdan @chrjourdan]

@ouisncf j'ai acheté un billet Eurostar Paris-Londres pour le 19/03 au matin via https://t.co/wGp7P9BpPp. Est-ce que je peux me le faire rembourser et comment ? Eurostar me renvoie à vous. Merci beaucoup !

[Christophe Jourdan @chrjourdan]

@eurostarfr j'ai booké un billet pour le 19/03 via https://t.co/wGp7P9BpPp. sur votre site, je peux juste décaler mon billet et pas le rembourser.
Qu'est-ce que je peux faire ?

[Christophe Jourdan @chrjourdan]

@Eurostar I booked a ticket for tomorrow (19/03) through https://t.co/wGp7P9BpPp
On your website I cannot request a refund - I only can postpone my trip.
What can I do?