Chris

[CulturedUpdates @CulturedUpdatez]

Man gets a Girl to set up a SMASH session within 45 SECONDS of meeting her in Miami 😳

Him: “You gonna make it SLOPPY??” 💦

Her: “Yes, CORRECT” 🍑 🤯

She wasn’t aware he was recorded from Meta glasses 👀

[Chris @chrlstopher]

@misosoop511 @financedystop Yes our nation of immigrants is way too racist to go somewhere with an Asian sounding name. You are an idiot.

[Chris @chrlstopher]

@noNameGoon37 can you get me a bag? Text me please. 646-301-9998

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@FortniteStatus playing on Xbox, will freeze mid game for about 5 seconds and then back to Fortnite Home Screen. Happens every few matches.

[Chris @chrlstopher]

@sterpdog can you call me regarding a boat? 646-301-9998

[Chris @chrlstopher]

@SouthwestAir I am 5500 points short for keeping companion pass next year. Just made two purchases for 1,000 points on https://t.co/uqE0NrqHPb via the Harry & David promo, and subscribed to Motley Fool for 4,300 point promo. These will apply to 2023 points correct?

[Chris @chrlstopher]

@FortniteStatus playing split screen on Xbox and player 2 can’t aim or shoot.

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@TWolvesKiller @YahooFantasyCC Same here. Did you figure it out?

[Chris @chrlstopher]

@Boulevard_Beer I have been buying a keg of boulevard wheat every 2-4 weeks for the last 7 years since they became available in AZ. They went from $125, to $185, to now $215?!?! Holy moly. I’m going to have to switch. Imports are cheaper than Wheat now 😭

[Chris @chrlstopher]

And @BetMGM doesn’t even have the balls to reply to me.

[Chris @chrlstopher]

@wacinski I have an idea for BetMGM strategy. Launch a product that works.

[Chris @chrlstopher]

Nothing better than hitting a +5000 parlay that never went through because of your “technical difficulties”. I’ll find a new sports book.

[Chris @chrlstopher]

@BetMGM Here is my win that wasn’t actually a win because of your “technical difficulties” yesterday at 5:20pm PST. Tried five times to place the bet and chatted with your customer service, to no avail.

[Chris @chrlstopher]

@BetMGM did you have an outage today around 5:24pm? It cost me $2,500.

[Chris @chrlstopher]

@SeatGeek trying to sell tix. After putting in bank and card info it says unable to verify. [email protected]

[Chris @chrlstopher]

@GilaRiverArena @PearlJam I've been trying to buy VIP parking since the email came out earlier today. Every time I get an error from the Ticketmaster website.

[Chris @chrlstopher]

@FXLuminaire I think a well light with 180 degree coverage would be better. Can you suggest a light

[Chris @chrlstopher]

After waiting on hold for 45 minutes. They tell me to call the Flying Blue support line. 🤨🙄

[Chris @chrlstopher]

@AirFranceUS SORRY, SOMETHING WENT WRONG...
Due to a technical issue, it is not possible to complete your booking online.

Please click below to resume your initial search.

Alternatively, you can complete your booking by telephone.

Air France Service Line [phone]

[Chris @chrlstopher]

@elonmusk really need a PW for my existing system. No room for a 4kw with PW. Can you get me an exception, hate the new policy of not being able to add to existing systems ☹️