Charles Walker

if I start talking to you about the weather, swear I’m not bored

[Evan Watson @evanwatson25]

I don’t understand the logic of taking a National Championship run and then crushing the fanbase and program trajectory within 2 weeks with an inexplicable, insensitive and tone-deaf hire of a coordinator. Extremely disappointing and damaging. Completely avoidable.

[Charles Walker @chrlswlkr]

@MusicalChaotic Fiddle burned Nero while Rome?

[Charles Walker @chrlswlkr]

@captainfletch14 Tag yourself, I’m Earl

[Charles Walker @chrlswlkr]

@vanillaopinions I get sick of the continual attacks on physical appearance! Like, yes, we know what Trump and McConnell and whoever look like but 1) there are much better things to attack and 2) stuff like fat shaming them has got to make others feel shitty about their bodies

[Bob Wachter @Bob_Wachter]

5/ And here’s my estimate of how many people in U.S. can be vaccinated at various times in 2021. It’s based on statements made by @Pfizer, @moderna_tx & Op Warp Speed, and assumes we have enough vaccine to vaccinate 20M by Jan 2021, 150M by June, & the entire country by December.

[Charles Walker @chrlswlkr]

Personally, I think that diffusers get the essential oils out way too slowly. It is far more efficient to just snort half the bottle into each nostril

[computer man @gloomfather]

Texting my wife

[Charles Walker @chrlswlkr]

4 years is a cool number, but I really want to know how many hours I’ve waisted on this app lol #MyTwitterAnniversary

[keaton bell @keatonkildebell]

gonna tell my kids this was ford v. ferrari

[#1 samir @samir]

Penn Badgley is the first thing that would come to mind if you are trying to think of a fake name to give to a front desk security guard

[Charles Walker @chrlswlkr]

@nammm8989 I can only read that word in his voice lol

[Charles Walker @chrlswlkr]

@nammm8989 Um don’t do my man Brad Leone like that

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

On “Wonderful Christmastime,” Sir Paul McCartney set out to make a timeless Christmas classic and also to figure out what all the buttons on his synthesizer did, and he absolutely succeeded in one of those

[Charles Walker @chrlswlkr]

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight?

Dad: *nudging me* hey that’s you

Me: Dad, I haven’t even started med school yet

Dad: but you’ve been in school for four years

Me: dad, there’s an emergency, I’m not qualified

Dad: anyways so I’ve been having this pain in-

[Charles Walker @chrlswlkr]

@musicillogical That works so well that I had to go back and listen to the originals separately to remember how they’re supposed to sound lol

[Charles Walker @chrlswlkr]

it is 1:55p on a tuesday why is the mii channel theme stuck in my head

[Charles Walker @chrlswlkr]

She holds your deadened gaze and replies, “it’s Friday!” You see past her feeble smile, though. For just a moment, the two of you share a connection in your mutual existential dread. You look away and head to your desk. Tears streaming now, you say to yourself, “It’s... Friday.”

[Charles Walker @chrlswlkr]

Your coworker looks at you and smiles. It’s your time, now. No one else will do it for you. You know what you have to say. You look back at her with a smile on your face, but tears in your eyes as you embrace the stinging reality of your new position in life.

“It’s Friday! :)”

[Charles Walker @chrlswlkr]

Imma tell my kids this is Charles Walker

[Stu Ostro @StuOstro]

#ArcticFront #txwx