Chrltt Grc

I spend my time teaching year 2 and desperately trying to keep a lid on my laugh snort.

[Tom Strachan @tstrachanedit]

Vaccinate teachers if you want to get these schools open by February half term.

[Chrltt Grc @chrlttgrc]

For once not looking… https://t.co/RGv9vZF59z

[Chrltt Grc @chrlttgrc]

Being a cricket fan over here is the worst. All anyone ever asks me is 'united or city?'. Neither. Cricket. They don't get it.

[Chrltt Grc @chrlttgrc]

I'm being teased by these Flintoff headlines cause this crappy Ghanaian 3g won't load the pages.

[Chrltt Grc @chrlttgrc]

Today was a momentous day. Not one of my kids ate any paper.

[Chrltt Grc @chrlttgrc]

Best laugh I've ever heard in my life. http://t.co/Rp1BefCCeZ

[Chrltt Grc @chrlttgrc]

All of these mental trousers I have are gonna be my book marking pants.

[Chrltt Grc @chrlttgrc]

What a douche.

[Chrltt Grc @chrlttgrc]

I'm wearing patterned harem pants that are about 19 times too big and I'm wearing a bracelet with my name on it in the colours of the flag.

[Chrltt Grc @chrlttgrc]

Dunno why I just said boom. Africa has really gone to my head.

[Chrltt Grc @chrlttgrc]

Oh hey I got my placement last week. I'm a year two teacher. Boom.

[Chrltt Grc @chrlttgrc]

What's happening is reggae and Rastafarians and also Ghanaians who understand sarcasm and also singing kanye on the beach.

[Chrltt Grc @chrlttgrc]

You're all doing an excellent job of narrating #EurovisionSongContest2014 here. I'm in kokrobite again drinking rum punch. Not sorry.

[Chrltt Grc @chrlttgrc]

All Lewis - make a little room. Go.

[Chrltt Grc @chrlttgrc]

Just posted a photo http://t.co/95QwNnKHVT

[Chrltt Grc @chrlttgrc]

LOOK. http://t.co/Olycw3ffvL

[Chrltt Grc @chrlttgrc]

Shouldn't have favourites but look at that smile. http://t.co/lM9qHW1HbO

[Chrltt Grc @chrlttgrc]

Rojos forever with these idiots. @ Kwahu West Municipal District http://t.co/QL9tCyq0xy

[Chrltt Grc @chrlttgrc]

@whelan_alex its good. Medaasi. Sick of sharing a house today mind. How are you?!

[Chrltt Grc @chrlttgrc]

If I could high five myself without it basically being a slap, I would.