Chris is a cook

[JJ @JordanGame6]

Damn. Will Smith really got the keys...

[human error. @blxcknicotine]

I don't understand but I agree.

[David Roth @david_j_roth]

Doctor now reporting that Trump is 75 inches in height and, because he is made entirely of meringue, weighs only 36 ounces. "Damnedest thing I ever saw," he said. "The boy's all egg."

[BBC One @BBCOne]

This is the world's DEADLIEST cat. Seriously. Look at her. 😍

[🧞‍♂️ @its_zaac]

No ice? Just freeze some water https://t.co/J1fMWyzlET

[Jules Suzdaltsev @jules_su]

You could easily retweet this every few hours with no confusion. https://t.co/48HNO2GYNM

[Brandon Lee 🕊️ @brandonIee]

“How is twitter still free 😂💀”

Because of net neutrality. That’s how. And there’s a vote to repeal it in a week.

So why don’t you LMAOOOO your way on over to the messages app and text RESIST to 50409

[Chris is a cook @chroliver3]

Distract the people https://t.co/flnJ2XgvFg

[celeste @celestitty]

houston: is frozen
california: on fire
puerto rico: running out of medical supplies, still without power
libya: has a literal slave trade going on
US gov: ok let’s take away net neutrality bc that’s most important rn

[National Geographic @NatGeo]

"When scientists say bears are going extinct, I want people to realize what it looks like," says photographer Paul Nicklen

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Hello land dog I am sea dog nice to meet you https://t.co/Ay9qnjlQvi

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

Worst tweet these eyes ever seen https://t.co/RxcGtdDogM

[Chris is a cook @chroliver3]

Only retweeting for the sticker https://t.co/ck3Nvg4IiU

[VICE @VICE]

"It's just our freedom of speech and we're exercising it." https://t.co/fYk5l8DoO2

[Dave @lildickytweets]

Trust the process

[alfi @ClutchLikeRomo]

You mean the guy who donated millions of his own dollars to charity, donated all proceeds from his jersey sales, and has even gotten an airline to donate a plane to help with hunger relief in Somalia? Yeah I can see why he’s citizen of the year. https://t.co/M64XsNYJte

[Chris Maddern @chrismaddern]

We interrupt this timeline of depressing shit to bring you this... a baby lion learning to roar. 🦁
https://t.co/Y7Wnh2jHwj

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Kap named GQ's Citizen of the Year https://t.co/cDGgfia374

[Kyle Clark @KyleClark]

The Columbine school shooting shocked America. As of today, it is no longer one of the 10 deadliest shootings in modern US history.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Let’s Make America Smart Again.