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i'm al ░ 30s ░ dead pixel ░ they

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Maru doesn’t care collection

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"oh-ishi" — my dad in the kitchen just now, presumably eating something japanese

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i'm afraid this google translated yaoi doujin line may never leave my head

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somehow All in the Family was not one of the songs they sang

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dreamed fred durst and jon davis made a surprise appearance at some football game to sing together. but not on a stage or anything, they were just running across the field holding mics

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fuck the gut-brain axis all my homies hate the gut-brain axis

[キュルZ @kyuryuZ]

新しい椅子

[墨（ぼく）くん @catbokuboku]

いつもいつでも本気で生きてる

[MEAT FINN @meatbuffet]

Imported penis from switzerland has him smiling from ear to ear #peaceonearth

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egg gon hee. he gon hee. egg gon hee wuh-oh wuh-oh

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website cataloging every way stardust speedway (jp)'s opening samples have been transcribed

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folding laundry is one of the most tolerable chores solely because Elliott likes to watch me do it

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juxtaposition

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summer rains you can never predict them

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me when my hands, fingers, or bare elbows touch a texture that isn't perfectly fluffy or smooth

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various of (auto-translated) jp fic disclaimers

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tthat monday feeling

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crack open a yaoi

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i spend most car rides with my eyes closed while mentally counting backward by twos from a large number. cars are the devil

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[context: was nervous about Elliott's vet checkup]
me: i did take half a xanax earlier
mom: yeah, i can tell because you're chattier in the car