barharttbandit

fearmonger of Chapter 11, ΠΚΑ '00, former bandit, DEI hire, welcome to my dong

[barharttbandit @chromeheartcat]

really from the trenches mannnnn I shed real tears. I used to play in forest hills league and heard murmurs of jose at Christ the King like he was the ock ness monster. I used to sit through shane larkin tape. this shit fr means something to me. #LGK

[barharttbandit @chromeheartcat]

@sagharborcap can’t lose faith

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@NickCucc let’s go

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I smoked a joint right before I watched Obsession and I thought I was being pranked the way they Kirkified this dude Bear

[barharttbandit @chromeheartcat]

this week

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@trustfundwife @blondspit can’t believe this is not AI

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my dream woman. yes you may

[🩸 🐾 🐾 @SuckaFreeNickxx]

Damn near gotta molest me

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@jmkettle everybody is roasting you for 3 bevs. they weren’t around when you couldn’t get caught with no bev at brooklyn tech. they’ll crucify you for anything

[barharttbandit @chromeheartcat]

@WestsideLAGuy there is nothing like new york, there never has been, and there never will be. pre covid NY was different, just as 90s ny was different and 2030 ny will be different and it will always be the most desirable location to thrive at

[barharttbandit @chromeheartcat]

they should make a 82-0 but instead it’s every girl I’ve ever slept with

[barharttbandit @chromeheartcat]

3 martini lunch needs to imply 3 olives per martini but this’ll do

[Dub @WMsDiary]

They injected Brunson with some rhinoceros tranquilizer 🙏🏿

[B-R-K @b_r_khan_]

My tragedy is that Im a left leaning person with very right wing humour who also happens to be occasionally practicing muslim

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@DrMarmadukeNBA never understood hating on a YN tryna get to it. assuming ur actually a CPA and he gets a return offer, he’s got you beat very soon

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@Ryan1488Gosling wall sits, deep squat and hold (body weight), and butterfly stretch

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@didntEatToday follow me back #xanxiety

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how your girlfriend looks at you when you tell her you killed a man in 2017 and got off on self defense

[barharttbandit @chromeheartcat]

@josefienddd so amusing when people look like their cats

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@SperrysandNikes got me there