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24. she/her.

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@juliamsketch It be like that ig 🙃

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not me getting hired and laid off in the same month

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@stegoroonie 😭

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@NomadsAssistant @paramountplus @AppleTV Already did!

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listen I haven't been on this acc for a while but oh my god I'm pissed about warrior nun.

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a missing comma is the WORST AHDOSJ

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It's applying to the internship and getting hired within 3 days for me

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Our quick meetings always turn into like 4 hours. I'm dying. Pls.

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It's the way the depression got me crying over a video of an alpaca, guess that's just the stage I'm at.

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SHES ONLY MET HER ONCE AHDKJS

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sister: rantinggg about someone for the last 30 minutes

me, in the backseat of the car: 👀

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We will beg for a show.

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snek.

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"this is lesbian propaganda"
"we don't know a patriarchy"
"GLORIOUS WOMEN."

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the privates are privated. - @charra_

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THE NUN CLUTCHED IT. @lihzanderson

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At least we are starting early cuz OH BOY

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the wayyy my entire final project group is a messsss and the semester hasn't even started

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@lihzanderson

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You're a sexual minority.