ogfireball

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@sop_fembot D’ohnuts?

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@samuelmorgan212 He is

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Wish there was a maps setting for biggest puddles to drive through.

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Why is every kid that said “oots cnt” in high school still a fuckhead?

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Going somewhere in Westfield then realizing your walking the wrong way but you’re too scared that the Eastern Suburbs elite mums will judge you so you keep your head down and cop the extra 10 mins

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Justin Hemmes is the Beth Harmon of the Sydney pub scene

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My family is falling apart. My dad still drinks crowns

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I’m interested in a cocktail, but let’s go 50/50. I’ll bring the cock, you bring the tail.

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Merivale Has Bought 80-Year-Old Randwick Pub the Duke of Gloucester Hotel - on Broadsheet https://t.co/IjYtwkwald

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Bad day to be an Aperol spritz

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If I had a dollar for every time I said “just go mate” while driving in Sydney, I’d have enough money to send a car into space

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Selling 2007 Mazda Tribute for $300. Dm me

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Why every guy acting like a baller will drop like $300 on fruity vodka drinks for him and his girls then flinches when he sees the price for a pack of cigs?

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Slow transition to become the guy who’s allowed to wear a hat to work is complete

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You never forget the face the barista makes when they hand you your blended iced soy mocha w/ caramel ice cream and chocolate sauce during peak coffee hour

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Fck I’m over this. Just gonna start a personal training business

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@Robert_D_Lewis Zats grazy

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Saw Justin Hemmes get into a Lamborghini outside the dog hotel. Gonna miss that place

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@Robert_D_Lewis Eat my shorts