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Aerosmith, bud light, and fucking 👌🏻

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@adonixleen I went to school there

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@gggiants Hence the half-assing. They didn’t even give Gausman a second look and cheaped out on signing any quality (or at least durable) SPs this offseason. The Adames and Chapman signings were great, but they will never sign a top end pitcher.

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@Y0Le0 buying a jersey if he bats over .240 this season

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Call her Homer the way I Simp for her til she gives me a Son

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Matched with my uncle on bumble I’m going to hell

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35lbs of dried and seasoned skin in my carry on. Ain’t no way I’m paying for an airport sandwich

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@droptopcock 20 beers in and I start speaking like I’m chopped not slopped

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Let’s make this go viral

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I may be broke and gay and homeless but my Nike elites collection keeps me warm at night

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7am American spirit got me feeling optimistic on this otherwise cringy ass Thursday

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Having human cheese and dog milk for dinner

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eurostepping inanimate objects is the only way I can cope with my wage slave lifestyle

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@droptopcock Spent the paycheck on touchtunes

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@Ram3500_10 Uh yeah… This is going viral @talktuahpod

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AmazonBasics down to the socks

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Dog flavored jelly beans and

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@droptopcock @RiggsSportsTalk @FBGreatMoments Absolute fucking nonce

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@Ram3500_10 Thank you daddy