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[alive girl @chromiah]

like ooo the world revolves around me and accommodates me and i still fumble every opportunity

[alive girl @chromiah]

i can't imagine living life on the easiest setting and still struggling

[alive girl @chromiah]

i can't imagine living life on the easiest setting and still struggling

[alive girl @chromiah]

fartin in the bar #freedom

[alive girl @chromiah]

this work schedule got me just saying shit tbh

[alive girl @chromiah]

"it's a job, not a career" that's why you're still there and im not

[alive girl @chromiah]

xavier: I'm just a little boy!
me: well I'M just a priest let ME IN

[caratbong water @voboed]

texans get a wisp of cold air n start talkin crazy man

[alive girl @chromiah]

thinking being married would stop men hitting on me in a world where being dead wouldn't stop them

[alive girl @chromiah]

while wearing my wedding ring i might add

[alive girl @chromiah]

getting asked to go to the movies on friday by a man with a girlfriend then finding his 14 yo self on facebook asking people to go to the movies with him on friday like ok it's giving consistency at least

[alive girl @chromiah]

getting asked to go to the movies on friday by a man with a girlfriend then finding his 14 yo self on facebook asking people to go to the movies with him on friday like ok it's giving consistency at least

[alive girl @chromiah]

my husband showing me a yt video and getting a hims ad like no you're sending it to the wrong one

[Underdog @theUnderdogist]

The way I said I’d be skinny by Halloween-

[Esluva 🎀 @Vesper_2005]

how it feels to wear anything

[alive girl @chromiah]

this just in: amish woman has never seen a penis before and confuses average for exceptional

[alive girl @chromiah]

*mid-sex*
me: mama needs something
xavier: ?
me: *cracks open energy drink and starts chugging*

[alive girl @chromiah]

small account supremacy

[Maanya @maanyawho]

small account supremacy

[fizzy @fizzywizzys]

small accounts tweeting:

[alive girl @chromiah]

leaning back while wearing a pushup bra makes me feel claustrophobic

[alive girl @chromiah]

*notices a food truck* "yalla yalla habibi? hope the food is as much of a mouthful as the name is!"

[alive girl @chromiah]

delirious statements by mia:
"I wouldn't run there. she prolly got pepper spray, a taser AND a glock. she wishing a bitch would!"
"I feel like a gungan HBHBHBHHBHBHB"
*mom points out one of my curls sticking straight up* "mOtHeRsHiP!"
stay tuned for more.

[alive girl @chromiah]

delirious statements by mia:
"I wouldn't run there. she prolly got pepper spray, a taser AND a glock. she wishing a bitch would!"
"I feel like a gungan HBHBHBHHBHBHB"
*mom points out one of my curls sticking straight up* "mOtHeRsHiP!"
stay tuned for more.