Nick

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[Nick @chron_ick]

All my hoes turned on me tonight this is crazy

[Nick @chron_ick]

Chased the ginger and turmeric shot with cigarettes and coffee

[Nick @chron_ick]

Keep falling in love with terrible women with good pussy

[Nick @chron_ick]

@R1XDIDIT @TheCinesthetic This me off 4 modelos and a bag of powder

[Nick @chron_ick]

Had the least baggy pants at the house show last night, so embarrassing

[Nick @chron_ick]

At this girl’s work Christmas party trying to figure out which one of her co-workers she fucked

[Nick @chron_ick]

I wrote a 2 page eulogy and didn’t use Chat GPT and it’s somewhat depressing that this is a flex

[Nick @chron_ick]

Community is when someone close to you dies and people offer you barbiturates and sedatives every hour or so

[Nick @chron_ick]

Been working on expressing gratitude recently, and as gay as that is, being a miserable fuck is way gayer

[Nick @chron_ick]

A woman invited me to a bar last night and when I got there she was on another date with a guy whose name is also Nick, you can’t make this shit up

[Nick @chron_ick]

Sydney Sweeney relentlessly showing off her massive rack has done more for my mental health than therapy ever could

[Nick @chron_ick]

My dog ate an infused joint roach last night and my boy is ZOOTED right now

[Nick @chron_ick]

Met a 72 year old Italian on the ave at the punk show, I will never hate this city

[Nick @chron_ick]

Update: still haven’t found the car now we’re placing a togo order for sushi please kill me

[Nick @chron_ick]

@R1XDIDIT Gotta see it through my guy

[Nick @chron_ick]

Helping a woman find her car in the french quarter for some pussy may be the lowest point in my life

[Nick @chron_ick]

@R1XDIDIT We still ain’t found it and the YB concert let out it’s time to go

[Nick @chron_ick]

Suicide boys concert tonight so downtown is filled with men that have bad posture and women in recovery from a xanax addiction

[Nick @chron_ick]

I hope the scammers that ordered $300 in uber eats with my card really enjoy it

[Nick @chron_ick]

@R1XDIDIT Yeah I’m avoiding all “women” living southeast of I10 mane

[Nick @chron_ick]

White people from the west bank love rob49 and lil baby