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8ball aficionado🎱

[aug✰ @chronicallyaug]

bagelmaxxing

[aug✰ @chronicallyaug]

i miss my watermelon toothpaste and hannah montana singing electric toothbrush

[aug✰ @chronicallyaug]

in todays match up of “hot shower vs my pots” i very quickly lost.

[aug✰ @chronicallyaug]

he made me a golden dandelion i think we’re married now

[aug✰ @chronicallyaug]

he’s max enchanting a spear for me in minecraft rn guys what do i do???

[aug✰ @chronicallyaug]

it’s calling to me like the green goblin mask rn

[aug✰ @chronicallyaug]

god i love getting my ass kicked in overwatch

[aug✰ @chronicallyaug]

i was unaware that you could taste the iv flush, it was like eating a pool floaty

[aug✰ @chronicallyaug]

celexa is awesome until i’m craving a home depot bucket of ice water at 2am and my mouth feels like the sahara regardless

[aug✰ @chronicallyaug]

@nexttsemesterr i manifest a no frills in your future.. maybe some proteins😭

[aug✰ @chronicallyaug]

blood work today! can’t wait to hear that my iron is low for the 40 millionth time!!!

[aug✰ @chronicallyaug]

@apatheticsock @all484u i melted 40 minutes ago plz put me back in the freezer

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

The Coca Cola mist zone from wonderland would save me rn

[aug✰ @chronicallyaug]

all i wanted was a caddyshack but instead i’m concussed, what a long weekend.

[aug✰ @chronicallyaug]

getting a paper straw at red lobster… idk maybe it’s just me but i don’t think you guys care about the sea creatures that much…

[aug✰ @chronicallyaug]

no, i don’t want to listen to russian trap with you, please stop putting it in the queue!

[aug✰ @chronicallyaug]

i am once again asking if we could PLEASE keep avoiding new pandemics😃

[aug✰ @chronicallyaug]

guys i haven’t even gotten chicken pox, and id like to continue avoiding all pox related illnesses. fuck u mean MPOX??

[aug✰ @chronicallyaug]

yeah, i did need to get high in a chair at a sleepover and discuss in the night garden’s lore.

[aug✰ @chronicallyaug]

post iced capp stomachache i rebuke you.

[aug✰ @chronicallyaug]

anyone need a 4011? maybe some 4022’s? okay but what about a good old 4050!