The IT Help Desk Rep

Your friendly Help Desk tech with the stuff that you cant make up, user questions and requests.

[The IT Help Desk Rep @ChroniclesOfIT]

Man, there were some Gremlins this AM... #MondaySucks #gremlins #WhatHappendToTheWeekend

[The IT Help Desk Rep @ChroniclesOfIT]

User: I was using the computer and this screen came up that say log in, now the computer is not working.
Me: Have to tried logging in?
U: No.
M: Can you try that please?
U: Ok.
U: .......
U: Oh ok, it working now..
#PEBCAK #really #IsthisStillMonday #HelpDeskProblems #Users

[The IT Help Desk Rep @ChroniclesOfIT]

#JustHashingAbout the fact that tomorrow is Monday...

[The IT Help Desk Rep @ChroniclesOfIT]

My Client: #WhenIHaveADeadline I wait till it's due, call the helpdesk because it's now an emergency.... #sorrynotsorry but YOUR lack of planing does NOT constitute an emergency.

[The IT Help Desk Rep @ChroniclesOfIT]

#WhenIHaveADeadline I procrastinate, then blame someone else.

[The IT Help Desk Rep @ChroniclesOfIT]

#IInstantlyRegretted giving my cellphone number to a client.

[The IT Help Desk Rep @ChroniclesOfIT]

Soo.... How's your day going?? #Polycom #doa #TechLife

[The IT Help Desk Rep @ChroniclesOfIT]

#HelloMonday, I missed you...

[The IT Help Desk Rep @ChroniclesOfIT]

Boss stands in my office for 30 min talking about nonsense.. 5 min later comes in and ask why I haven't gotten something done... #ReallyDude #OfficeProblems #TGIF #OhWaitImOnCall

[The IT Help Desk Rep @ChroniclesOfIT]

U: Need my password reset to the whole thing...
M: I did its (Gives Temp PW)
U: I won't accept my new password
M: Did you try the one I gave you?
U: No I tried my old one.
M: ....... #MondayPT2 #Users #PEBCAK

[The IT Help Desk Rep @ChroniclesOfIT]

We apologize that you can't comprehend our level of intelligence.
#MyNotSoHumbleApology

[The IT Help Desk Rep @ChroniclesOfIT]

Don't call me and ask me to reset your #password and not leave me a call back number.

[The IT Help Desk Rep @ChroniclesOfIT]

#ThingsIWishICouldRecycle @Windows 7

[The IT Help Desk Rep @ChroniclesOfIT]

Does it bother anyone else when you have 2 servers (Pri and Sec) that are not in IP Order? #OCD #WhatsMyIP

[The IT Help Desk Rep @ChroniclesOfIT]

Made it though the weekend with only 2 calls. 2nd cup of coffee #MondayMotivation

[The IT Help Desk Rep @ChroniclesOfIT]

The Help Desk is back online again. #HelpDesk #BadAnswers #HelloWorldAgain

[The IT Help Desk Rep @ChroniclesOfIT]

Ok, don't call me after hours and complain that the software is not working because you #forgotyourpassword #PEBKAC

[The IT Help Desk Rep @ChroniclesOfIT]

User calls and says program is not saving, watch user try, at choose location, user hits cancel and says see... #oknotcancel #RTFS #PEBKAC

[The IT Help Desk Rep @ChroniclesOfIT]

When your phone gets signal after 3 hours and you get 60 e-mails all at once. #wellshit #blownup #nowwhat #leavemealone

[The IT Help Desk Rep @ChroniclesOfIT]

Why is it, when the plane stops, everyone wants to stand up... #downinfront #patienceiago