Lucy Burnett

#CRPS #spoonie #mentalillness #chronicillness #blogaddict

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@xtineschiefer I'm listening in order and just got to ep. 335. Hum Hallelujah by @falloutboy was my senior yearbook quote! I'm so glad someone else appreciates that song!

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I'm rewatching #Spaceballs and just realized that @MelBrooks predicted movies being released for home viewing the same time they're released in theaters. #Genius

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#The700Club is not appropriate waiting room viewing.

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Hey #Twitter, did we ever decide on what the male version of a #Karen is called?

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@KeeblerUS my M&M cookie doesn't have M&Ms...still good, just sad

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#MLB couldn't have waited 5 more minutes so we could hear the final @Jeopardy question? Seriously? I wanna know the answer!

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Yall know you're supposed to dunk donuts in coffee, hence Dunkin Donuts, right?

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Beating a rude driver to your unintentionally shared destination is satisfying like nothing else.

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Is it pronounced "hose-in" or "hoyzen" sauce? I need answers!

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Why does all job orientation sound vaguely cultish?

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Why do I suddenly feel incapable of working Twitter?

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@GillianWithaG says "pull over, pull OVER!" as I'm pressing the start button on my car. Welp. Guess I'm not leaving yet!

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"And men are mostly cowards."

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@StevenRayMorris #popupvideo! That was on #VH1, right?

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The fact that my husband patiently listens to me retell every single true crime story I tell him I heard on @TrueCrimeObsess or @MyFavMurder. I love it. And him.

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@MyFavMurder is the only thing getting me through this stupid shift. 🙃🙃

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Listening to Mamma Mia and hear the xylophone bit being sung 2 rooms over. I love him.

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Slightly jealous of peeps with no hair round their ears. Trying to mask up with curls and glasses in the way is awful. #COVID19 #WearAMask

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Pedicures are fun until the massage chair rolls over your battery.

#spinalcordstimulator #CRPSwarrior #usualTuesday #chronicpain

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Many questions. 1. Why is the screen art for this so cool? 2. Why is #Hulu recommended this? 3. Why is my husband reading the #RottenTomatoes reviews more entertaining? #Dracula3000 #wedontdeserve #vampiresinspace #quarantineweektwo