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currently deceased but thanks for asking

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day drip

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@celestialnaiad Every time I am feeling horrifically miserable I buy another pair… I’m at 9

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@misskatesharma Middle school was great for that tbh like I vividly remember binging face in the milk carton over the course of a few periods and getting the next book at lunch… the best time for a voracious reader (who is going to have kinda warped ideas of romance in the future)

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@misskatesharma Nvm that was a Scott Westfield series which tracks bc it was also a middle school library binge

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@misskatesharma I thought I had read it but the plot I remembered was like a lightning strike stops time and there’s like a certain number of people who can still move but that’s def a different series and I have no idea who wrote it bc I was so sure it was her

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@misskatesharma We didn’t have it in my middle school library so no…but maybe I will remedy that oversight…we had some princess diaries/Avalon high/ready or not/all of airhead/how to be popular which I read approximately 60 times (plus I read ransom my heart at the town lib and heather wells)

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@misskatesharma Yuck

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@chaipters I in fact read it bc I saw a review that was saying that in a bad way and I was like “ah perfect just what I was looking for”

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@chaipters Also thx for the rec bc I will be reading the other one

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@chaipters @aglassofmalk @sapphicophelia Cannot make an informed suggestion bc only read lord of scoundrels but I do like it and other Loretta chase books so

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@orphansirius @chaipters Like if chocked was a plausible spelling of choked why am I not seeing strocked for stroked or brocken for broken… 😞 why does this happen so often who is perpetuating this atrocity

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@chaipters Yuck to all of these honestly (tho I do often get called out for firstname lastnaming ppl when telling stories irl unfortunately however I cannot stop). In the same vein as nngh…excessively phonetically spelled out accents or baby voices

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Halloweekend uber driver told me it’s okay if I never find love or get married because some people aren’t meant to…. certainly spooky I must hand it to her

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@shadypotters Jail

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What am I missing chat what occurred in the ether

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I’ve said it before but it bears repeating bc like literally he is a Christian tiktokker with Miley Cyrus meme eyes AND whiny AND a cheater

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How are people still team Jeremiah when he gives off such horrific Christian tiktokker vibes

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It’s my birthday and I helped deliver two (2) new babies this morning and I am biased but I think they lucked out on their choice of day