Nick G

We're not going to solve the world's problems in 256 character Tweets. Abandon all nuance, ye who enter here.

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@jtimsuggs Luke in “A New Hope”

“This force thing cool! I won’t use it again except for one VERY specific instance…”

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@jtimsuggs She grew up scrapping starships; trading parts for food and out competing other scavengers…

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@GailSimone You underestimate your own power! 🤣😂

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@TheSotaSwede Yeah, the construction is crazy right now? That's what you meant, right?

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@jtimsuggs Script: <insert the awesome lightsaber fight you wanted to see when you were 12; running around with cardboard tubes>

Stunt coordinators: “YES!!!”

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@CorpseKings Bone-Gnaw! (Kidding)

Osedax - which is a real tube worm that eats bones.

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@xgigglypuff Agreed! Also, FWIW, which is not much, you just went up ten notches in my book.

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@GailSimone Professor Salt

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@TheSWU "Oh shit!"

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@GailSimone You sure about that, Gail?

https://t.co/XxuW24b69o

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@GailSimone He would have been awesome in “Top Secret” or “Real Genius!”

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@the_Bradster007 Read the comics… he sucks…

Pick a better hill to die on.

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@GailSimone “Muskrat Love”

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@osgamer74 God… My autistic ass would sing this all the time when I was a kid.

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@GailSimone Pssst…. Gail Simone despises Taylor Swift! Pass it on!

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@jtimsuggs Why does he HAVE to be the first and only? Maybe the Force queefed out all sorts of kids and Anakin was just the strongest?

In any case, yes it’s different. And it’s all made up. Just repeat to yourself “it’s just a show, I should really just relax.”

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@GailSimone That was Anakin Jr.

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@timecaptales Blood Eagle

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@osgamer74 “Dune” is dense. I skimmed it first and then did an in depth read second. That worked for me.

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@mynwexperience Maybe “Russian President Vladimir Putin set to replace his long-standing ally, defense minor Sergei Shoigu”