chris

right hand arm man

[chris @chrsdmn]

lol my car breaks down so often that it’s in the google street view pic for the auto shop

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@ecareyo Me when I’m instructing first class passengers on the titanic where they should go

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this photo hanging in my hotel room, inexplicably

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@sefo22 this is actually a beautiful poem

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flight delayed for second time

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sitting on the AirTrain with the light reflecting off my pimple patch… it’s beautiful rly

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returning to this god forsaken app because how else would I document my summer abroad

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Every few months I decide to take the M to work and every few months I’m reminded the M is useless

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@onlydchzusetwtr @mcian98 Omg!! Do they make the chinos in a husky boys size??

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

Hawk tuah was supposed to be about lifting people up

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lotta movies casually clocking well over two hours lately…. I promise good movies can be under!!

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

god i wish this was me so fucking bad

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@sefo22 my fave tweet of urs has been the joe biden mcchicken one but this one is fighting for top bill

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they made harvey dent a twink

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realizing chappell roan is just emily and naomi from skins if they ran really fast into each other and became one person

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old timey elevator down to the airport shitter ✨

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can no longer function until I visit that orangutan that just points at play-doh and trinkets

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Should I gain weight or loose weight

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national fart at work day commences

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soooooo high on the path train :(