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Money, lock picking, infrastructure, hacking, bad decisions, bourbon.
But _only_ in that order. If you reverse it then I look like a bank robber.

[c. strm @chrsstrm]

Someone was kind enough to leave a copy of their key on the windowsill.

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What are the odds Phony Stark suspends the NORAD account for tracking Santa’s flight this year?

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So looks like @Chase marketing bought some wack email lists and went blasting. 2 “customer” emails to 2 of my ghost addresses so far tonight. Reel it in, this is just desperate

[c. strm @chrsstrm]

@TMobile what is this at LAX and why can’t I turn it off?

[c. strm @chrsstrm]

24 hours later and Twitter web client still broken

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The Twitter web client has been broken all afternoon.
Is this the beginning?

[@mikko @mikko]

Nowadays we do Voice-over-IP,
but we used to do IP-over-Voice.

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Again, so much success cleaning up Twitter. Look how much better ads and the exchange of ideas are now. This isn’t insane at all…

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So what if GM and Coca Cola and others stop their ad campaigns. There’s plenty of ad money left, right? I’m sure Twitter will be fine…

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@nthnmsmth Except the State of Maryland doesn’t accept Society as a valid suffix and will cause you problems with foreign incorporation. Wonder how I know…

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The new Gmail layout moved the main mail panel a half inch right and added gratuitous padding to the header and I hate it. I hate it all.

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It's amusing how Yankee Candles has become the Waffle House of Covid.
Ooh, a waffles and syrup flavored candle... Do they make those?

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How tf Uber going to charge me $10 per mile for a 5 mile trip AND put damn ads in the app? Time for a disruptor

[c. strm @chrsstrm]

I get imposter syndrome quite a bit and it can be hard to get past. Lately though, I've found an easier fix. I just sit back, take a deep breath, and remind myself that at least I'm not a PM on the Reddit web team. God damn that site is a trash fire for users.

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The number of bots trying GET /.env HTTP/1.1 on every server that responds on 80 or 443 shows just how low the bar is for developers and how poorly they (we?) are at writing and deploying secure code.

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Looking at the access logs of a server I put up last week and...
Found someone using a Korean Telecom assigned IP trying to exploit my machine with a payload located on a server in the Netherlands.
It obv didn't work, but man I wish I had more time to set up some fun honeypots

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There's no way I'm paying $6.50 PER TACO for street tacos at your bougie brick and mortar in Los Angeles when I can get better tacos at the truck down the street. Who falls for this?

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Any co that offers a product or service that uses algorithmic recommendations should also provide a single, clearly marked (and password protected) button to reset your inputs to default. This is a hill I would die on.
Users need a way to break out of echo chambers.

[c. strm @chrsstrm]

So looks like the Amazon Prime Video UI got an update. They got sick of copying Netflix and have decided to copy HBO Max now

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11 years in LA and today saw my very first rattlesnake (in California). A very well-fed snake about 4' long crossing the bike path along Ballona Creek, down towards the UCLA aquatic center.

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wut mate?