Christoph Möller

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[Halli @iamharaldur]

"Never again" they said, as they sat back and demanded no one interrupt while it happened again.

[Julie Saunders @ohmissjulie]

You didn’t grow up in a “more innocent time,” you were just a child with limited access to information

[Pepper Boy @KiddDozer]

Son you are 18 now would you rather inhale toxic fumes or stare at excel for 8 hours a day

[Brianne M. Kohl @BrianneKohl]

My 8yo daughter met a girl at summer camp last year named "Internet." I said no way, that can't be her name but my daughter has been adamant. For almost a year we've been having this discussion.

ANTOINETTE. I just found out her name is Antoinette.

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

kids in 2050 trying to study the 2019-2022 chapter of history for a test

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

My god can we just have one year where nothing happens just one year

[Grindmaster Fesxh / aktuell kein Bock (bb) @grndmstrfesxh]

+++EIL+++
Ex-Kanzler Sebastian Kurz bei der Flucht über den Brennerpass fotografiert!

[𝙧𝙤𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙥𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧 @roter_pander]

In der Zukunft übernehmen Roboter das Mansplaining

[Danijel Višević @visevic]

Es gibt viele Videos von Maja Göpel, die wir immer mal wieder retweeten sollten. Eines davon ist dieses hier:

[𝕭𝖗𝖚𝖉𝖎 𝕮𝖆𝖗𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖑 🍺 @derjansinn]

»Ach, Sie sind also Feministin? Dann zählen Sie mir einmal alle Frauen auf.« #Weltfrauentag

[ronny balconi @kanyewessi]

was soll man noch sagen

[Capitaine OSEF @Soapmoine]

@RightWingWatch well sorry @Eminem for that. But that's the first instrumental track i thought about.

[klaas heufer-umlauf @damitdasklaas]

🙌🏼 https://t.co/EbT1hmJ58i

[Mattis Rövardotter @Digitalesbandb]

Das sagte mein Zahnarzt neulich auch zu mir.

[Landi @landi___]

Firmen wollen lückenlosen Lebenslauf von mir aber waren zwischen '33 und '45 kurz weg

[Laugh & RT @da_meme_dealer]

My girlfriend and I are tired of the neighbors stomping their feet upstairs.

[El Alfie @AlfieDies]

Blackberries have cool stages of life, no?