Christy

Charmingly disarming. Wonderful pelvis. Lifestyle guru. Facebook model. Thrift shopper. Very hydrated.

[Christy @chrstyschltz]

Today I'm dressed to the twos. Avett Brothers t-shirt, baggy jeans, Converse All Stars.

[Christy @chrstyschltz]

@JDVance So instead of addressing it in your own party, you’re saying, “Check out this distraction!”

[Christy @chrstyschltz]

@LauraLoomer @aeeverest @RepMTG Very Christian of you to call her out.

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@Libertys_Belle @timruss2 I wish I were as smart as you.

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@Mr_Alexius @Rasta_Dread_ Oh, they are.

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@AnneSerling Unfortunately, I think my dad would be a Trumper (he passed in 2009). But he got me into The Twilight Zone, so he’s got that going for him. Lol

[Christy @chrstyschltz]

@RyanShead Pro-BIRTH. After that you’re on your own.

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@JoJoFromJerz It appears a number of them are.

[Sweet Tea Papíí @stp_301]

Robert Downey JR

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@DougWahl1 I wish we could photoshop him out of the White House.

[Christy @chrstyschltz]

@rleas @1goodtern @secretsandlaws @jonathanvswan Opening his mouth is his tell.

[tern @1goodtern]

Let's revisit Trump *wishing a child sex trafficker well*.

Ghislaine Maxwell, Jeffrey Epstein's girlfriend... and now *convicted accomplice in his sexual abuse and trafficking of underage girls*...

It's worth watching this a few times.

Some thoughts below...
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[Christy @chrstyschltz]

@HouseOfHorrorCo Trilogy of Terror

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@TheStarhammer @pattonoswalt What?

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Christy @chrstyschltz]

@TheWarMonitor Is it really that shocking though? Have you met a member of MAGA?

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@WhiteHouse Superman was an immigrant.

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@OnlyinFlorida2 @RetroAgent12 He must be worth some of your time. You used your brain to come up with that oh-so-creative insult, and that probably took a few minutes.

[Christy @chrstyschltz]

@Suzierizzo1 Yes

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@CountDraculaDB

[Christy @chrstyschltz]

@chevrolet Is it normal to need to replace the tires on a Chevy Certified Pre-Owned car even though it’s got less than 33k on it and less than 6k of those miles are mine?